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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    all a bit quiet on here today... shame as i have more time to involve myself in said 'banter'
     
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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    **** off John McEnroe.
     
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  3. Sweats

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    sfunny you should say that Mr Mcenroe was my avatar..
     
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  4. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    I do it 3 times a day, I even get the women at work to help me do it.
     
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  5. MootPoint

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  6. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    KPR has an arrar of assorted vermin & other small mammals ...... once he's dispensed with their services he eats them
     
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  7. KingPepeReina.

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    Prawns are one of the biggest sellers at Old Twatford,they outsell pie and chips 5:1 due to the number of chinese tourists at Old Trafford. Jellied eels are also a big seller due to the number of cockernees at Old Twatford. However the ''fans'' have to go to away games to witness at atmosphere, the only times they go to a ground that has a similar atmopshere to their own is when they visit the Emirates and Stamford Bridge. Even No Hope Lane has an atmosphere albeit it a poor one.
     
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  8. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    read your meds bottle again KPR the dosage clearly says 2 tablets 3 times a day .... not 3 tablets every 2 ninutes you freak
     
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  9. Sweats

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    Kpr surely you can come up with something at least mildly amusing.. Or just down right sick.. But you insist on spouting incessant drivel..

    Now get back to fisting your pet hamster whilst using your mums denchers to beat yourself off with and remember to shout in rafa we trust just as you spout your load over the hamster ..
     
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  10. KingPepeReina.

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    Tunnscooperstempsclause
    Whats a ninute?
     
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  11. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    ha ha well spotted ya monkey

    ... it's like a minute, but not quite.
     
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  12. Bloody Wanker

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    The only atmosphere at anfailed is the constant buzzing of a mass of the latest batch of FM radios nicked from the local Currys. These dirty goods are tuned into whatever channel is broadcasting the United game at the time. This happens even in mid-season. The only other noises coming from the crowd are tears/sighs when United score/win again.
     
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  13. luvgonzo

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    The mancs are running wild tonight!

    Who's replacing Scholes again? ;)
     
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  14. KingPepeReina.

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    Radio's interesting topic.
    Did you hear about the Man United fan that bought an A.M. radio?
    It took him two years to discover he could listen to it in the afternoon.
    Did you hear about the Man United fan that attempted to blow up her husbands car?
    She burnt her mouth on the tail-pipe.
     
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  15. Bloody Wanker

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    Yer mum.
    Speaking of ****, uncreative jokes... Ahem. Blonde jokes? Pitiful! <laugh>
     
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  16. Skylarker

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    Ive got a great joke...






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  17. Bloody Wanker

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    Just hilarious!
     
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  19. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    "did you say my arse looks big in this shorts bitch!?"
     
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  20. HRH Custard VC

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    Best thing is, IF Queen Jenny fails to get a top 4 finish, Jenny is out of a job.
    So looks like you will need a new manager next year.
     
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