Scrumper - Shrimper ** ** A person or fishing boat that catches decapoda. Other crustacea are avalable in suitable waters
Thanks PH, another thing (amongst many) that I didn't know. Lumper - Crimper ** ** A deragatory term for a ladies hairdresser. Other more unflattering terms are available
Crumper - Wimper* * - sitting having breakfast (late) overlooking the sea at Langland with our 9 weeks old grandson who is having a Wimper as I write!
crimper Camper ** **other unhappy bit-part roles in Jimmy Perry/David Croft comedies were available. Although the parts did seem to have a knack of going to the same actors...
Clodhopper chipper** **other delusional feelings of self-satisfaction before the existential realities of existence come back to bite with a vengeance are also temporarily available on an occasional basis.All part of being a football fan, really...
Thank you for your contribution, whilst excrutiatingly witty, I sincerely hope it is your last, and no, I am not a prude. Bookkeeper - Goalkeeper * * No fit examples are available at Stoke
Pauper - Plumper * * Old Navy slang for a lady of easy virtue of let us say Junoesque proportions Other descriptions of said ladies are availabe after the watershed
Sandpiper* - Paper** * - beautiful hotel in Barbados. Sister hotel of where we stay. ** - other writing materials may be available