Where's Jiffy ?

Shut it, ya stupit auld ****.

 

That's his waistline,Patience feeding him good.

 

He's a teuchter livin in Spain (allegedly).

Now, let us consider that for a moment.

Teuchters and sun don't mix. Their ginger hair, freckles, and milky white skin can't handle it.

Therefore, he's a ****in liar. He still lives in Cambuslang, with his mum & dad, and has never even seen Campbeltown let alone Monaco.

Sad really.

 

So what you're saying is he's a disowned ghillie's son.

 

...or a mitty ****er. Either or.

 

And i'm starting to think he was not in that Mull Of Kintyre video with Paul McCartney as he claimed.

 

BRB can you check his ip please?

 

Is Kevin ipman?

 

You'd be wrong my friend, the line in the song " Oh, pist rolling in from the sea" was inspired by our very own GC legend Monaco