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Mysteries of the Universe and other important questions

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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Surely 3 would be women's menstrual blood. Or ejaculate.

    Perhaps put it to a poll. What is number 3?
     
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  2. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Ok, 2 rhymes with poo, 3 rhymes with pee, 1 rhymes with?


    Anyway over on your side of the pond they go to the "bathroom" to take a dump, why don't they just go to the toilet like the rest of us.<whistle>
     
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  3. Diego

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    Nope, I would say 3 would be something very different for people who have hit puberty and older (or maybe it was just me :bandit:)


    EDIT............missed the ejaculate bit <ok>
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Much more importantly.

    Why is a draw called a draw? (bag of weed kind of draw)

    i am yet to find a believable enough answer to satisfy me in the last 22 years.
     
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  5. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Because when you draw you are so close to a win it makes you draw in your breath like a good budd.
     
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    so basically..... my search continues..... <laugh>
     
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  7. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Welcome back Sis. <smooch>
     
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  8. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    0 =0, -1 + +1 = 0 .
     
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  9. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    So I'm well aware of the nice smelling shower gels but where do I get these hand washes from?

    I'm also quite fond of smelly candles, I have a cappuccino tricks one at the moment that is fantastic.

    Mysteries of the universe? Recently found some low calorie sugar free water, have I been drinking the wrong water ask along?
     
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  10. luvgonzo

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    Why have Wham bars shrink?
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I had a black and white TV when I was a kid but I remember everything I watched in color, why?
     
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  12. luvgonzo

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    Why do we ready eggs? It's a bit sick when you think about it.
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    We've established that there is probably, maybe life on other planets, why don't they pop over for a beer?
     
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  14. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    When Jesus died he went underground to preach to spirits . Certain things are surely beyond belief.
     
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  15. Spurlock

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    I'm not Sis....Always good for a cuddle though.

    <hug>
     
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  16. Spurlock

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    Tesco's...that's where I got mine from.

    Candles smell nice....but once lit.....always disappoint. I used to frequent a Yankee Candle shop. Bit sick of the fruity smelling ones. Feeling the Sea Breeze though and other perfumey ones.


    Can't help you with the low calorie water Luv. Sounds like the kind of thing a Nigerian would try to sell an old naive English lady.
     
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  17. Spurlock

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    They are Muslim <doh>
     
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  18. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Pure coconut water works better than viagra without side effects.A friend told me
     
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  19. luvgonzo

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    I thought the side effects is what people wanted from Viagra?
     
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  20. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    What about if pure coconut water can do the same work as viagra?.
     
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