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Quality mate, not quantity.

We got lots of members...only difference is they are of a sound mind.

 

Alcoholic effort, he does it often.

 

They must all have straight jackets on and unable to speak. Your board is lifeless.

 

You mean its not full of poncey blokes on the rag?

Having daily meltdowns..in that case, yes its lifeless.

 

Okay, I will admit, that that was an unfortunate typo.

Thanks for letting me know. Edit made.

 

Your board fits perfectly with your club. ****ing boring.

 

your so **** sometimes.

 

In keeping with team performances.

We are not deluded like you lot. Claiming to be Londons top boys, when reality is you are 3rd or 4th.

Life sucks winkle dick.

 

Let's see....

There's your mod PnP who has a severe Napoleon complex as well as being convinced the whole of the media, plus all referees and their uncles are out to get his team. Paranoid much?

Then we have NSIS. A Walter Mitty character who claims to be the font of all knowledge relating to the financial markets. He spends much of his day soaking his feet in a shared paddling pool when he would be better off soaking his head.

...and then there is you. A faux 'brudda' who has delusions of being some kind of street gangsta, when in truth, the only experience of the street you've had are from playing gta in your box room

Got you sussed fam!

 

Your'e called cock for a reason.

 

Wonderful! Another HIAB v Piskie.

 

No, this time it's my main man Spurlock vs Cock.

 

... if you lend Spurlock your 'needs batteries' appliance they could duel at dawn .... Dawn might not be impressed, but that's life ...

 

Ouch!

 

This may be the best post in the history of Not606

 

To be honest, you should be grateful to @God's Cock that he left you off of the list.

 

Just wait until NSIS gets that paddling pool off his head ... you lot will be in big trouble!

 

And then we have an office boy who thinks he's God's cock, when he's really God's toilet paper!....sad little ****ing loser...

What's the matter office boy? Can't stand the fact that some people are in a better position than you.

 

I'm not afraid of Cock, Bodi.

(And before the usual scroats turn up with their limited stock juvenile comments, yes, I am aware of the connotations in what I just wrote, which was, in fact, my intention for comedic purposes. I apologise to the lads for having to state the bleeding obvious, but I am being careful not to over-excite a certain OCD-driven Arsenal supporter, whom I shall not mention, who takes everything I write literally, and who fails to comprehend my humour, even when it takes a running-kick to his bollocks.)

 

A cock & ball story if ever I heard one