Off Topic Civil War

Seems like this board is descending into civil war. Potentially, the biggest one yet.

Can we keep it to this thread before more of the board becomes infected?

@Notorious T.E.L @Bri OBE @Smug in Boots @commachio1 @Billy the Bastard @Blunham Mackem @Rackem' For Mackem @MoyesBoys @Safc83 @anybodyelsewhowantssome

I'll go first.

@Rackem' For Mackem I'll see you at 6pm on the Recca. Be there or be square

 

Well it's not very 'Civil' is it?

 

There's no need for another thread mate, it's not as if any decent threads are being ruined is it?

 

Not with you here ya outsider Manc ****

 

These things have a tendency to eventually spill over, though...

 

Hey, I have feelings you know.

 

What is a decent thread?

 

Can I just ask before all the violence happens... can you eat the skin off a fig? Is it safe?

 

They will anyway mate, there's always someone desperate to kick off and start acting the big man.

 

I have to leave the house in 10 minutes. Probably wont be on until tomorrow night.

I hope everybody behaves

 

It's a question of personal taste, some people have different standards.

 

Because nobody answered quick enough, and I'm impatient, I ate four figs with the skin on.

I hope nobody has ever died from eating four skins.

If I do, it's been a pleasure gents... and that girl who pied Indy.

 

Does it havevto include safc to be deemed decent for you?

 

Not at all, I've posted loads of off topic threads some of which we're really daft.

The RAW thread ran to about 4,000 posts and it was shyte.

 

Figs have a mildly sweet taste and can be enjoyed fresh and on their own. The skin of the fig is not edible. As a result, you need to peel the fig before eating it. Merely twist off the stem and remove the skin then eat the fig and all.


Erm......

 

Nah ..... pull the two sides apart, stick your tongue in and lick the sweet flesh inside

 

Stu is still alive. He loves eating four skins each night

 

I think I might be able to help you lads with a nice little distraction.

As you know, Levy slapped down thirty million big-ones to buy the Toon's best player (called Sissy), and he's now a Spurs player.

You lads must be chortling about that, I reckon! I'm right, aren't I?

Let us all gather round in a big circle, lads, and clasp one another around the shoulders, in a show of real solidarity against the Toon. Here, let me get in the middle! There you go, lads... Very cosy!

That's all it took, see. A bit of a group cuddle, like.

 

I wouldn't go too far from a toilet.

 

He's so full of shyte he daren't mate