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Off Topic Songs that got on your tits

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    But did you turn the sound off?

    What a bloody noise.
     
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    Thing is he doesn't like his own music - he just does it to make money from what he said on top gear. Something like "All my songs are rubbish but they've made me rich"

    But I'd happily twat him too for making us suffer them!!

    And this bunch of twats:



    DETEST that song, Sex on Fire and Penny Arcade! But I doubt, as a club singer, that I'll be alone in that
     
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    That ****ing awful bag of ****e that the skip rats sing before every game.
     
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    This song does my head right in

     
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    I'd also like to add that Bono should get a steel toe cap full volley to his mouth so he can never sing again.

    And his scruffy ****ing mate Geldof.
     
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    Agree about Geldof. What an arse wipe he is!
     
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    He's like an urban weasel, with smashed up teeth.

    I bet all of his cardigans reek of stale piss, you know like when you go in the stairwell of an NCP, that tramp piss ammonia stank.
     
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    <laugh> Very accurate description there Tel! :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Ed Sheeran's only song. Well it seems the only one ever played. Wrist slitting stuff. He gives me the impression that whilst he's singing, even he's asking the question ' is it not at the end yet, I'm fed up doing this ''
     
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    See I quite like little Ed, he's inoffensive to me.

    Sean Mendes... now that boy makes me want to drive my car off a cliff.
     
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    Bruno Mars - I'd love to lob a grenade at him :emoticon-0146-punch
     
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    I usually get nothing from the legions of 'soulful and quirky young man with a guitar' singers out there but I don't mind Ed.
     
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    Could you do my share of hearing him ! Just shows how varied our tastes can be !
     
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    Who is Ed Sheeran?
     
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    I wouldn't buy his music mind, I just don't mind him.
     
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    Scruffy ginger lad with a guitar.
     
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    "Sally" by Gracie fields, when I'm cleaning windows, George Formby, Rod stuart, Bonny tiler, and some of these modern adverts on the telly are crap.
     
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    <laugh><laugh> Bless you Monty. You never fail to entertain. Are you related to Big Chris by any chance?
     
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    <laugh> Another accurate description Tel. You're on a roll today mate!
     
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