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... the part with the batteries?

 

You really don't get the it do you! You tried to be smart and made a joke about piskie and it has turned you in to a muppet with the "Fingering Dildo" comment.....

 

He probably thinks that's where you finger it from and not insert the battery and now you have ruined it for HIAG lolz

 

Huh?

 

I didnt even have to lift a finger to wum him with that one. He did it all by himself

 

No one is listening or cares, Pixie.

You gave it your best shot, but.. well, let's face it... you fcuked up, mate. Accept that, and move on.

 

You wish! All the lads are listening but we wait with baited breath for the next **** up.

 

We?

For you, there is no we, Skiddy.

You, most definitely, are not one of the lads, mate. Sorry, but I don't make the rules.

 

20 pages of practically everybody ripping the piss out of you on your dildo fingering thread says otherwise mate

 

Fixed

 

He knows this but habit, self denial & insecurity have taken over. He's gone from a 9 to 5 Joe to a dildo fingering fiend with a hankering for driving French scrap heaps.

 

Correct you don't! Only in your head that dream takes place. Get out more, perhaps an imaginary trip to China?

 

zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

No wonder I spend most of my time here on the EU thread. It's about the only one left that hasn't been infested with this bollocks!...

 

Do you not think I wish I could rid myself of Pixie's obsession?

Why do you think I got him banned from the Spurs board?

That is my haven, a place to retreat to when I want to discuss proper football. There is no point on this board, of course.

 

I told you a long time ago, if you didn't make stupid wum **** ups in the first place, then you wouldn't have to suffer them blowing up in your face. I'm simply here to remind you of that each time .... and to prod you a little bit into making more

 

Pixie, you are fair game for everyone, even fellow Gooners who despise you more than normal supporters do. You were kicked off the Spurs board for your irrational, obsessive behaviour. You would probably be kicked off other boards, too, if you frequently them enough.

I have offered you a challenge, which you have bottled several times. I will offer it again, here and now.

You stay clear of threads that I start and I'll stay clear of the ones that you start. Agreed?

Will you accept this challenge?

Do you have the bottle for it?

 

Why would I want to do that ? You provide far too much **** up entertainment to stay off of your threads.

Besides, you are a known welcher and you have proven that you can't be trusted, so nobody can take your word.

 

Just as I expected. Bottled it, yet again.

I wish the super-mod would give me the power to ban you from my threads. I'd use it on every one. You wouldn't know what to do with yourself. You'd go insane. That would be amusing to witness.

On the other hand, I don't need you, as amusing as you, inadvertently, are to me.

 

Coming from you.

I can see you're upset about me ruining your wum **** up threads, but it's far too much fun to chose to ignore them. The fact that you wish a super mod could ban me from your threads is kind of funny in a desperately pathetic way.

You're very easy to wind up HIAG