You're like a broken clock, once a day, I'll look at you and remember that you're completely ****ing pointless.
die muffa fukka die. Thats me salford gangster speech done. We do. Board maybe jubious about the coalition. But **** em. We plot and plan me owld salford piss bag.
You promised you'd stop calling me a pissbag if I agreed to not tell anybody about you getting fisted by that tramp who robbed ya shoe.
Nurse to Tel ok ok how would you like a nice bed bath instead and a vaseline massage of your little man after wiv the tits
I quite like this feeling of being in a bullying gang again. It's making me feel manly again I couldn't care one jot that Tel's on the end of it. Us Sunderland stick together lads, remember that