Off Topic The Official:TV-Show-Movie-Games Thread

You'll be hooked

 

Ok I've sorted it, here's the full write up that explains everything.

Great British Bake Off celebrity lesbian Sue Perkins will be missing from tonight's episode of the hit BBC show.
But while many of the millions of viewers may be disappointed, it's only a temporary absence.
"Sue wasn't able to join the team in the tent this week, as she's on a fisting holiday with her partner Beverley Callard," a spokesperson for the show confirmed.
However, she will appear in the pre-recorded section of the show, where she "discovers the etiquette of tea bagging, from Victorian high society right back to Greek survival soggy biscuits".

 

I thought it looked quite interesting.

 

She should play Call of Duty.......will tell her more than any tea party

 

Don't forget guyses, bake off starts in one hour yo

 

Fleabag. Chick thing, but it has been amazing.

Never thought I could hate Olivia Coleman though.

 

Fleabag was alright yeah. Kinda annoying but i think that's the point and there were some good funny bits

 

You say that like it's a bad thing.

I'm going to tell you something you may have missed while you were glued to the documentary channel, so pay bloody attention.

Television screens give out alpha waves. Alpha waves put your brain into same state as when you're asleep. This makes watching TV rather like staring at a blank wall. Now, before you get all sanctimoniously smug, here's the twist at the end of the show: it makes no difference what you're watching.

All TV is trash and I don't have a problem with that, because I like trash.

And on that note, here's some trash you should all have in your DVD collection, if you have any taste in bad taste whatsoever:

 

@Muppetfinder General How you doing fella?

 

Is that with cathode ray tubes or with LED or LCD tvs today?

I don't disagree, it is mostly trash but sometimes some shows teach people things about the world and our history.

 

TV is great, my fav hobby. Is that sad? Like I give a ****.

Tonight I will blast my brain with alpha waves while drinking beer.

 

do led's emit alpha waves???

this is one for RHC. please send him a whatsapp while he lies there... groin ripped to shreds. poor fella.

 

i had to know .....

http://www.tomshardware.co.uk/answers/id-2069086/crt-lcd-led-monitor-emit-harmful-rays.html

http://techin.oureverydaylife.com/much-radiation-tv-emit-20556.html

seems i'm safe but its the lack of alpha waves thats making me cranky all the time. i was probably far more docile before these new fangled TVs came out.

this explains a lot.

 

what about watchin on laptops and that ?

 

Alpha waves was my unofficial childminder when I brought my daughter up. The Mary Poppins of physics.

 

I asked RHC, he told me to **** off.

 

That's definitely an imposter. No way MGF would come out with bullshit like that!

 

The Night Of

Quality stuff from HBO on Sky Atlantic and dodgy boxes everywhere. 1 season 8 episodes, a one off that they are considering doing something more with but there is a beginning and an end in 8 episodes. Watched 3 so far and it's super John Tuturo is great as is Riz Ahmed.

 

That's tomorrow's watching sorted then....

 

Spotless om Netflix is **** hot, even with two frog main men. The Get Down most enjoyable, bar the hiphop