Transfer thread for 2016-17 season

How did having Mr Murphy around WHL improve the team?

 

So you keep saying with exactly no evidence.
Of course it is right to keep trying to sign the right players until the last minute. It is equally right not to overpay early in the window. It is laughable for you to think that you know better than the only Spurs chairman in history to get us into the CL twice

 

My wife is Jewish. Kindly explain what you mean by this statement as it sounds like the sort that shouldn't be on a public forum.

 

Simply an assumption but perhaps we did have targets elsewhere (Isco, Hakan etc) and when we realised that they may have been dead in the water and Sissoko was still looking for a new club, our attentions turned to him. The one advantage he'll have is that he knows the English game and has a bloody engine on him, so should adapt to Poch's philosophy pretty easily and hopefully a lack of pre-season with us won't be a major problem all being well as he should know what to expect in this league, albeit with different aspirations and new players.

 

It's a tongue in cheek pun chap. Nothing nasty intended. Read it again

 

I'm going to look on it as a third of the price of Pogba hence a bargain!

 

All that ****ing about and we still end up paying the asking price!

 

Not 6 Dele's?

 

He was very useful to his teammates on a night out - no matter who it was, they always looked like Jim Morrison sat next to him in the bar/club.

 

foreskin/foresight

I had to look twice

 

Well done for further dampening our spirits on paying £30m for the bloke!

 

Don't piss on my bonfire!

 

But, he's dead!

 

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Yeah a bit childish I admit but at this late stage on transfer day, stupid jokes are all I have to amuse myself whilst we squander £30m+ on relegation material

 

Our purchases from Newcastle in living memory:

Waddle
Gazza
Ginola
Ferdinand

Fox
Scott

Let's hope he's in the upper bracket FFS!

 

Oh ok I get it now chap. It's a bit **** to be honest. Try harder next time.

 

Does it really matter to us how much Spurs pay for a player? I for one think Sissoko is worth a punt and is the type of player Spurs need. To me, it matters not a jot how much he cost. All I care about is whether the fax machine is working OK cos time is a ticking.

 

The more Danny Murphy goes on Talksport the more of their terrible shock jock habits he picks up.
He has gone from being a bit interesting to a no it all mouthy git...and he ain't even witty or stupid with it so he doesn't give you a laugh.

 

Hey it's late. It's the best I can come up with

 

The bloke on sky sports is jizzing himself silly under his desk at the Sissoko news