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Hate Interviews

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bhoy From Brum, Aug 4, 2011.

  1. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    Just had a 50 minute telephone interview, I'm quite confident in interviews when you can see the **** writing your answers etc but notsure how I got on today.

    Just hate that feeling that you talked too much ****e without answering the very ****ing specific question they asked or the moment you blanked for a few seconds (very long seconds!). Not sure if she believed my attempt at saying the signal must have gone because I definitely answered <erm>

    Still had a good 10 minute section at the end when I ask the questions, made out I was really interested in their company & it's policies & reinforced mystrong points and why I should get the job.

    Thanks for listening.
     
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  2. Tina_old

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    Was it an interview for Santa's helpers?
     
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  3. SleepySpecialK

    SleepySpecialK Well-Known Member

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    My general rule is that if you don't come out of an interview feeling that it was terrible then you've done fine.

    Good luck.
     
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  4. SleepySpecialK

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    <laugh> You're a cheeky monkey Tina. No disney dollars for you today!
     
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  5. Tina_old

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    :emoticon-0136-giggl Spank me.
     
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  6. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    Cheers mate <ok>

    The bird said she's on the phone all day doing them so **** knows how many have applied.

    Just before she rang another guy rang about a job, had to **** him off politey as I could because the company only had my mobile! Gonna have to bell him back in abit.
     
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  7. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Did she sound nice?

    I love the birds you get who phone you up and they have their posh voice on but you just know shes a dirty cow
     
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  8. SleepySpecialK

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    Bell him back bigtime, be a wee bit aggressive when it comes to money though. An extra £2k or £3k means **** all to them.
     
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  9. SleepySpecialK

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    I just realised I should have said "feeling that it WASN'T terrible".
     
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  10. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    She sounded old & sounded like I knew more about policies than she did as they don't actually have any yet <doh>
     
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  11. SleepySpecialK

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    Job offer on the way I think, as long as you're prepared to sook 75 year old tits.
     
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  12. Tina_old

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    I was just sick in my mouth there.
     
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  13. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    You have to do a job interview to become a rentboy? Who knew?
     
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  14. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    Brilliant stuff <ok>
     
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    What sort of job has you doing a phone interview for 50 minutes, and did you make her come?
     
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  16. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You think that's bad brum, I need to have a psychological assessment and polygraph for my work, but they won't tell us when <laugh>
     
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    Random drugs tests as well?

    My mates have them...**** that.
     
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  18. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Don't think so, if I was on site I would have to do that though.

    There was a contractors blood test came back with cannabis showing up. He said it must have been from the herbal ***s he'd been smoking the night before <laugh> <bootedoffsite>
     
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    Herbal ***s<laugh>

    <sillycunt>
     
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