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Off Topic Which players have we signed that could actually do a job in the premier league?

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    We have signed quite a few players that will get us out the league... But what about keep us out of it afterwards?

    Rafa's been peeping Atsu... apparently Loan or permanent deal... Or sexual harassment... You decide. He might be a keeper.

    Gayle... A big bowl of "Meh soup with an extra helping of can't cut it crusty loaf and a smattering of underperforming butter" at premier league level...

    All the many defenders we signed will be too average... Just as they were when they were actually in the premier league... Maybe new lad Lazaar might do it. I mean, apart from appearing in Your Highness as an elderly sexualised wizard, I've not seen loads of him, but he seems good.

    Sels is probably the most chillaxed goalie ever... He'd be as phased by Aguero as that spider in his bathroom that he lured into a trap, popped the legs off, and watched wobble from side to side like Obi's gut.

    DARYL GOALS GALORE MURPHY obvs a keeper:emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart:emoticon-0152-heart


    Thoughts?
     
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  2. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Seen as I feel like **** today I'm gonna say they are all ****e.
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Obv Ritchie will cut it though
     
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  4. anyobrien

    anyobrien Well-Known Member

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    Ritchie,Hayden,Diame,,.Not seen enough of the rest tbh.
     
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  5. Blacker-than-Knight

    Blacker-than-Knight Slainte

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    Ha ha you got there before Skipper Chaos, he'll not be pleased.
     
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  6. Eddie's British Plodders

    Eddie's British Plodders Well-Known Member

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    Ritchie, Lazaar, Hayden, Diame and Sels are possibilities.

    Maybe Atsu too if we get him in. He would need to gain enough confidence to break through the crusty shell of mediocrity that currently cocoons him.

    It looks like we have done well overall with our signings considering our league. Also have to remember that Rafa should be able to consistently coach improvement into our players - something we haven't had since SBR.
     
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  7. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    We're Real Madrid-ing the Chanpionship <diva>
     
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  8. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    I have been wondering about the transfer dealings, not just the quality of the players coming in, but how the club are selling quality players (albeit for good money) and it leaves me pondering if anything really has changed behind the scenes in terms of transfer activity.

    Is Rafa in sole command of all transfer deals?

    It looks to me like cost-cutting across the squad and considering our relegation, it's difficult to argue, but with that said, the club are making a pretty tidy profit thus far and the departure of Sissoko today will only improve the financial scenario at SJP.

    I would have thought there would have been more quality players staying because of Rafa Benitez leading the club forwards, but there is no doubt there is much more money coming in than there is leaving.

    Seems loaning players out is rife too. Krul & Riviere to name but two.

    All a bit confusing for me - still the only result that matters is getting promotion - if that happens then all of this conjecture will be nothing but wasted time.

    Do I think the players we've signed are good enough for the Premier League? Some are but in general, no, I don't.
     
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  9. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    As I see it, we've signed/are signing more or less 2 XI's to fit into this flexible 4-1-4-1 formation.

    Sels
    Yedlin, Lascelles, Mbemba, Lazaar
    Hayden
    Ritchie, Shelvey, Diame, Atsu
    Gayle

    2nd:

    Darlow
    Gamez, Hanley, Clark, Dummett
    Colback
    McManaman, Anita, Perez(?), Gouffran
    Mitrovic

    Obviously couple more options through the squad in Haidara, Murphy and Aarons. For me we're short one good quality AM/No.10 type player, a creative player good on the ball. If we bring in anyone surprising today, that would be the position for me. In terms of the OP, I think this squad is almost a mid-table PL squad. Most of the 1st XI are PL players with some unknown quantities. The second XI could do a job at the lower end for the most part. It's a better squad that we had finishing around 12th with Pardew, with the added bonus of not having Pardew.
     
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  10. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    But considering next season we will need at least 7 or 8 new players then having a stash of cash will help. Also, we maybe doing not as well as automatic promotion by January so again we will have funds. Just because we have money doesn't mean to say we need to let it burn a hole in our pockets. And I fully understand current saving rates are ****e but still.........
     
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  11. Hefty fullback

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    Excepting for, a red card, PK, or odd deflection, I don't see how NUFC loses another game all year.
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    good thread idea.

    Ritchie
    Diame
    Gayle
    Gamez
    Selz
    Lazaar
     
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  13. Captainchaos.

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    Richie lazeer and gayle possibly
     
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  14. Eddie's British Plodders

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    I think things have changed to a degree behind the scenes regarding transfer activity. The real driver for this change (and Benitez appointment and relative transfer freedom) is the insanity of the Premier League TV money these days - you can bet MAs hands are sweating for all those shiny pennies. As for player sales, Wijnaldum and Townsend aside we've simply cut out the dross. Wijnaldum we had a very good offer from Liverpool so understandable from club and player to do the deal. Townsend, the club had no choice due to the release clause, but disappointing from the player. I still don't think we're likely to see NUFC spending much more than they make, which is pretty sensible really.
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    The pleasing thing is that we are signing players that will give 100% for the club.
     
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  16. Wisey's Hair

    Wisey's Hair Well-Known Member

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    Been very impressed with hayden so far.
     
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  17. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    'PK'? 'NUFC' as a singular?

    You'll be calling it bloody soccer next...
     
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  18. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Maybe cross that bridge if (not when) you get to it. It's a long season and teams will raise their game for you.
     
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  19. Freddd

    Freddd Well-Known Member

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    I make would say six of our first 11 are good enough to secure employment in the Prem.

    May be being a bit generous to Sels and a bit harsh on Gayle. Have no real basis to include Lazaar.
     
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