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Yes, I said that Pixie fingers dildos in his seedy sex shop.

It really would help if you actually learned to read, since you'd spend far less time looking like a fool.

Still, I have long since learned that there is little point in try to divert an idiot from his obsessions with intelligent chat.

 

And hence followed the entire premier league board ripping the piss out of your wum **** up thread

 

Your use of hyperbole is admirable, Pixie, in the same way that an idiot continually bashing his head against the same brick wall is admirable.

 

It's not hyperbole though is it. Your dildo fingering **** up thread still exists for everybody to read mate

 

Indeed, it is, Pixie. Except that there is no one reading it (with any degree of real interest) apart from you, Bambi. Gary The Glitter Fan, Skiddy, and an assortment of other juvenile cretins. Can you not see what I did? I've played you so smoothly that, actually, you probably cannot!

 

You can try and sweep it under the carpet, but you earned that nickname 'Dildo Blaggins' mate

 

@highburyal

Merked.

 

So how does one finger a dildo Hiag? You still trying to figure that out!

Surely if you accuse someone of doing something surely it has to be something that is doable, unless you have experience of fingering a dildo...m

 

Fleshlight???

 

Fleshlight? Is that one of dildo terms? Lolz

 

That soap is staying dropped.

 

It was worth it just for that, if they ever ran a TOTY comp he'd win it every year!

 

To "finger" something means, simply, to touch it carefully and lovingly.

It isn't exactly a difficult idea to grasp.

If you continue to have difficulties, have a word with Pixie. I'm sure he'll draw you a diagram.

 

In the context of sex toys mate, you're a ****ing million miles away.

Keep on digging that hole though. You'll have more success fingering that

 

That's your field of expertise, Pixie. I wouldn't know, and don't mind admitting that.

Over to you...

 

I feel for so called Mrs HIAG....

Mrs HIAG: Finger me Hiag before making love to me

HIAG: I am fingering it baby, you enjoying it? doesn't it feel great.

MrsHiag: FFS Hiag, I mean finger me not bloody touch me carefully and lovingly...even the homeless guy outside knows how to do a better job than you! move aside..GO I can do the job myself or I will call the homeless guy again!

 

Ah! Now, I see where you have been confused!

You have confused the way in which ordinary adults use the word in everyday, normal life, with the way in which juvenile simpletons use it when they are having a crafty cigarette at the back of the school bike-sheds!

 

You already admitted that when you made your dildo fingering **** up thread