Pud you're a bit of an old ****er as well - you remember Louise Welch on Sportscene? She was tidy. I actually met her quite a few times as well when I was in charge of catering at BBC Scotland. We even did it in a broom cupboard.
Did anyone hear Clare Balding saying a bit ago, that people liked and trusted her as a presenter because she was a lesbo and they knew she wouldn't steal their husbands, like they'd be running to her if she wasn't a lesbo or something...
Oh I though you were another in your mid 40's!! She was on when Dougie "Just outside Sterling" Donnely had his Edge style ferret moustache.
To be fair the horse racing set would shag anything with a pulse. Charlie Brooks for example is married to the less than lovely Rebekah... If Claire wasn't off limits she'd be getting mounted by more different riders than a Blackpool Beach donkey.