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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Aug 1, 2016.

  1. Spurlock

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    Maybe Custard is right about foreigners.
     
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  2. PINKIE

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    No problem for us. Mustafi will make us horny :)
     
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  3. The thing you always have to remember with Pixie is that he suffers from OCD, which means that he cannot tell when someone is being ironic, sardonic, witty, or sarcastic, especially if these types of comments are delivered deadpan. Pixie takes everything literally. This is why he comes across as being so humourless, as well, lads.
     
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  4. NSIS

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    Well, in that case, he won't mind if you get ****ed then, will he?...<whistle>
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    On the contrary, you missed the irony. Thus the above descriptor is a perfect summary of yourself. Nice self owning there HIAG :)
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    We'll be the ones doing the ****ing mate. Mustafi's horny army <laugh>
     
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  7. NSIS

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    We will see!...!
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    Yeah, should be a couple of good NLD's this year. We've strengthened, so we should be a bit better this year. But who knows when it comes to the NLD !?
     
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  9. The RDBD

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    <fixed>
     
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  10. PINKIE

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    Another one offering a self owning.

    You spuds wum yourselves without my help :)
     
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  11. The RDBD

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    <fixed>
     
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  12. PINKIE

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    There, you did it again <laugh>
     
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  13. The RDBD

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    Cogent explanation does what cogent explanation does.
     
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  14. PINKIE

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    There's no cogency in that sentence :)
     
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  15. @RDBD

    Pixie is going to be beside himself with rage when he sees the number of likes I have given you for your wonderfully witty fixed piss-taking comments.
     
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  16. PINKIE

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    He missed it too though, so you have liked his **** ups, thereby confirming that you have ****ed up. **** man, you just stumble blindly into these <laugh>
     
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  17. The RDBD

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    I am not piss-taking.
    I merely want adequate annotation so that future researchers of the HIAGnation
    condition can use these articles as an easily accessible reference archive.
     
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  18. PINKIE

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    Maybe Rain Man would be interested ? I think you've lost HIAG with that one mate <laugh>
     
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  19. Nice attempt to worm your way into the lads' affections, Pixie. Trouble for you is that you're about as subtle as a Black Mamba dildo.

    You'll never make the grade. Pixie. Just accept that.
     
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  20. PINKIE

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    Fortunately for me, I don't suffer the same ingratiating sycophancy as you. For you this whole 'lads' issue defines your self esteem. For me, it's merely something else to take the piss out of you with :)
     
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