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In Cyprus bruh..Argaka.

Not @PISKIE style

 

Main man Lolz....does that mean Spurlock gets to hold the dildo whilst you try to finger it!

 

The helicopter came to Spurlock's hotel to pick him up for the meal in Southend lolz

 

You mock what you can never attain. You'll never know what it means to be one of the lads. Part of me pities you for that.

 

That's what you did when I mentioned Bodmin, Pixie.

 

Ah there is nothing that makes me want to be one of the dildo XI....and one of the main man of a well known bottler..

 

I think he's quite happy not being included in Club Dildo mate

 

it works on you though he's got you hook, line and sinker Flanders.

 

You ****ed that up big time mate. It's not called Bodmin Gaol. You should have googled it

 

You wish Homer....

 

Jealousy is frowned upon, you know this Flanders.

Okali dokli.

 

I am not jealous Homer..I am just trying to steer you to the straight (literally) and narrow path mate and save you from the dildo its haram (forbidden) Homer.

DOH

 

Don't be daft...I got picked up in a limo and driven to a restaurant on the coast and had fish, fresh from the Mediterranean and watched the sunset.

 

your spluttering

 

You mean to say that you were in Thorpe Bay or something!

 

Meh.

You forget that the whole "dildo" thing is actually a piss-take of Pixie, who joked that he owns a seedy sex shop in which he sells dildos.

We all know that you, and a couple more of the more cretinous segments, have jumped on this particular band-waggon, but Pixie is the real Dildo Blaggins. The lads know this, so your bizarre comments about me are rather wasted.

 

Nice try, but the whole site was/is taking the piss out of you for your 'dildo fingering' **** up

 

It's you, Bambi, Gary The Glitter Fan, Skiddy, and a couple more of the piss-poor wumsters that I have ripped apart over the years.

Your lame attempts at retribution are nothing more than a mild annoyance to me. In fact, I use your slavering obsession with this particular line of idiocy to manipulate you for my own amusement. You are so gullible.

 

There was me thinking it was you that said about finger dildos......Fossi gave you the term Dildo Blaggins i believe....you going to take credit for that as well lolz...

Maybe Piskie sells dildoa i dont know, but fingering dildo is from you...

The Lads I am sure are happy to be part of the Dildo XI...come on dildo boys own up who you are...lolz

 

I bet you are seething and frothing at mouth for not being able to finger the dildo and the lads are not there to help right now....

 

That's a brave attempt to try and sweep your Dildo fingering confession under the carpet. Unfortunately for you, you can't undo that particular **** up