And then wakes up disappointed.
He yearns to be the filling in a HIAB and Spudcock sarnie.
And then wakes up disappointed.
Ruffie is the only person who spikes his own drink in the hope to get lucky.
And then wakes up disappointed.


No, Londons Best!
The last time he got lucky was when he used rohypnol on a mooseRuffie is the only person who spikes his own drink in the hope to get lucky.
The last time I got lucky was watching Leicester sh:t all over Manchester and London money and take the title .The last time he got lucky was when he used rohypnol on a moose
To be fair the big clubs didn't go into meltdown. They went into the transfer market and bought their way back into the top 3 places.The last time I got lucky was watching Leicester sh:t all over Manchester and London money and take the title .
Not so much for the sake of Leicester but to watch the " Big Clubs " look like absolute fools and go into meltdown toward each other .
One for the ages.....
" They went into the transfer market and BOUGHT their way back into the top 3" ...no comment .To be fair the big clubs didn't go into meltdown. They went into the transfer market and bought their way back into the top 3 places.
Given how **** Swansea have looked so far this season you may not need to get yourself worked up about the PL for too much longer. Cheers!
Yes bought." They went into the transfer market and BOUGHT their way back into the top 3" ...no comment .
As for Swansea , 5 seasons up and averaging 10th place while having a net transfer GAIN of 3,000,000 average each season .
We will always be a bottom " 14 " team and draw our straws with the other 13 every season .
We're 3 games in , a lot can change in the relegation battle as it can for the title ...
But now the bigger fighters have taken more steroids so that things can go back to normal.The top 5 teams spent 2 billion € to put together the players for their teams at the start of last season.
The bottom 15 spent 1.6 billion € to put together the players for their teams at the start of last season.
The Premier League is like a no holds barred cage match with 20 fighters in the cage .
While teams like Manchesters and Chelsea swing freely with both hands , teams like Southampton have one financial arm tied behind their back while a team like Leicester fought with both arms tied behind their back .
Who would have known The Foxes would headbutt their way to the " Belt " ......it was a tremendous feat amoungst a lot of hollow victories since the Premier League began .
The top 5 teams spent 2 billion € to put together the players for their teams at the start of last season.
The bottom 15 spent 1.6 billion € to put together the players for their teams at the start of last season.
The Premier League is like a no holds barred cage match with 20 fighters in the cage .
While teams like Manchesters and Chelsea swing freely with both hands , teams like Southampton have one financial arm tied behind their back while a team like Leicester fought with both arms tied behind their back .
Who would have known The Foxes would headbutt their way to the " Belt " ......it was a tremendous feat amoungst a lot of hollow victories since the Premier League began .
You forgot Jack Walker's Blackburn Ruthie.After every time Man U , Man City or Chelsea won a Premier League trophy , after the last piece of confetti hits the ground and when the trophy hits the table after being raised in victory ......I can hear the echo from here.
All joking aside, I fully intend to carry the correct avatar, and will do so for an entire month (ie. I won't seek to knock off any days carrying the current avatar - the one with Adams in a suit).
I propose that I start my penance (carrying the proper avatar) from 1 September to 30 September
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What you omit to add, though, Pixie, is the fact that you fcuked everything up with your constant crowing and yanking at your little pecker. I'd have to be a complete pussy to change my avatar now, which I am not, so I won't.
However, in the spirit of honouring the bet, I shall keep the current Adams avatar for a while longer. How much longer? That will be down to me, not you.
So, well done to you for spoiling everyone else's fun, mate!
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You'll be an even bigger pussy if you're not man enough to keep your word and do what you said you'd do last week, and change to the correct avatar for a month.
I have honoured the spirit of the bet, Tobes, as you well know.