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Some Fun For a Friday Afternoon

Discussion in 'Watford' started by wear_yellow, Apr 8, 2011.

  1. hornethologist a.k.a. theo

    hornethologist a.k.a. theo Well-Known Member

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    Or is it just that the sandwich isn't expecting to be eaten in a hurry?
     
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    Are Vegetarian Patient Sandwiches vegetarian? Please advise.
     
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    I like vegetarian beef fillet steak! I will only eat it if the cow was reared solely on grass
     
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  4. Bolton's Boots

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    Well I guess they're only used for sandwiches when they're cactus, so yes...
     
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    I would like not think of a cow being reared by anything. <yikes>
     
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    A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

    "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

    "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

    The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action.."

    "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

    The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

    The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

    "1955, ma'am."

    "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955!" She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

    Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

    The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."
     
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  8. Bolton's Boots

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    So this is where I've been going wrong - I've been drinking the full fat stuff!!

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    Hahahaha this is from the Japanese Saporro Group, they do a really good beer too they do (non diet!!) Must be all the fat Japanese increasing the demand for diet water! <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Pleasant thought for a Sunday morning...

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    Just when you thought you'd had enough of Clinton's sh*t....

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  16. Bolton's Boots

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    Useful stuff water...

     
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