Off Topic Breakfast Reccomendations

Just had a wrap, with seasoned scrambled eggs, rocket salad and tomato ketchup in.
Chaps... it's the future. Cheap, easy to make, relatively healthy.
Thought I'd share.

What **** do you eat for breakfast when you get 'creative'.?

 

You must be a chubster on a diet to eat ****e like that.

Lettuce and ketchup for brekkie. Ffs.

 

You know me well.
I got fat because whenever I shagged a red head they gave me a biscuit afterwards.

 

Chris Evan and his ginger nuts?

 

I sometimes just have a Vegan Milkshake.

3 frozen bananas. Hemp seeds, chia seeds for protein, healthy fats and omega 3/6. Rice milk. Coco powder.

Very healthy and enjoyable.

Right now I'm having vegan sausages, beans in a butty. Beast.

 

Steak and mushroom
Salmon samphire and spinach
Salmon and scrambled eggs
Scrambled eggs

I tend to just switch between these at the moment. Protein!

I am soon to start a serious detox/cutting regime involving 3 vegan shakes a day, with a portion of vegetables with each shake. Sounds absolutely ****e but I'm assured this will see serious low body fat results. We will see.

If I could just stop ****ing drinking so much it wouldn't be necessary. Cutting that too for 1/2 months. After two weeks you swap shakes for meats/fish for the final two weeks.

All I can say is I pity wor lass as drink or proper sources of protein for two weeks will see a bear with a sore head

 

Leftover chinese/indian takeaway

 

Scrambled eggs toms and avocado
Scram eggs smoked salmon
Smoked haddock poached egg
Fish finger sarnie (vinegar+ tartare sauce cos I'm posh doncha know)

Cannae beat bacon and eggs mind (A buddy of mine makes her own bacon ..tis fab)

I lurves me hot cooked brekkers ..lots of protein to kick start the day

For those on the go... wrap/ scram eggs /cheese /spring onions /avo/ peppers/ olives (throw in what ever you have) and a vigorous dose of hot pepper sauce ..that will blow the cobwebs away

 

Breakfast Burritos rock too. Had them in LA once.

 

Gotta be the gayest food thread ever.

Lettuce. Ketchup. Vegan fuxking sausages. Advocados. Protien shakes.

Pull the other ya fat ****ers.

 

Porridge with raisins or musli porridge
Banana, Apple, orange
Protein shake
Multi vitamin
Pint of water
Vitamin d
Dianabol
2ml 400t twice a week
Milk thistle

Wallah

 

Recommendation for the coming week.

Sunday - Bacon and Sausage Sarnie
Monday - Bacon Sarnie
Tuesday - Bacon Sarnie
Wednesday - Bacon Sarnie
Thursday - Bacon Sarnie
Friday - Bacon Sarnie
Saturday - Bacon and Sausage Sarnie

Nothing like a bit of change for the weekend....

 

Bacon, stottie, broon sauce. If I'm being creative I'll add sausages and tomatoes. Bunch of fannies!

 

Some days I have protein flakes (from Morrisons, quite nice actually)

Some days I have toast and a coffee

Some days I have a bacon and egg sarnie (popped yolk) - Brown sauce

 

Are the Protein flakes cereals?

 

out a fukin want....run 5 mikes every other night and six a side in between...... Love it.

 

Doritos roulette and an Irn Bru.

 

Yeah mate