Would love to be left in a room with Alli, the kid needs putting in his place, the kids such a prick!
I don't know you Soton, but I suspect if you were actually left in a room with a professional athlete, it wouldn't be you walking out at the end
My question, why would you like physically hurt someone you don't particularly know? I dislike Lallana intensely. I wouldn't want to fight him or wish harm in on him. Maybe a stubbed toe that splits the nail, but nothing more.
Oh for goodness sake, I'm just suggesting that the majority of people aren't as physically adept as professional athletes. I'm sorry you somehow feel emasculated by that! You could be a super hard ninja, good on you. Stop being so sensitive! (PS - I haven't said you're not by the way!)