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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by crumble bungle, Apr 14, 2016.

  1. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I was once reported at work by a straight laced lad called George.

    He came in wearing a black suit and said he was going to a funeral and not looking forward to it.

    I said I loved them .......... free food & drink, lasses wearing black stockings and always a piece of spare, the widow!

    When he pulled a horrified face I said, 'George mate, I have to say that shagging the recently bereaved can be a very spiritual experience.'

    Straight upstairs to the boss <laugh>
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Anybody else keep getting booted out and having to log back in again?
     
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  3. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Not me mate..
     
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  4. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    young British boy has allegedly been pictured killing a prisoner in a newly released Islamic State video.

    The footage taken in Syria shows five men in orange jumpsuits being shot dead by five boys, one of whom is claimed to be from the UK.

    The identity of the boy, who is white and appears to be about 11-years-old, has not been verified.

    The children are all of a similar age and appear in the video wearing military fatigues, black hats and gloves.

    In the video one of the boys addresses the captives, who are described as "atheist Kurds", and pledges more violence.
     
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  5. MrRAWhite

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    Sick bastards..
     
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  6. Nacho

    Nacho Well-Known Member

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    From BBC:

    "Sadio Mane stands up Danny Rose, darts outside and drills in a cross-cum-shot"

    I think it's time for that expression to be rephrased.
     
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  7. Billy Death

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    I hope he get's gang raped by goat hearders all of whom have AIDS.
     
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  8. Nostalgic

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    Ner, let the goats have him first.
     
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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Good chance of that
     
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  10. MrRAWhite

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    The Revolutionaires who I went to see in the Rosedene on Friday night..They really are a class act.. Here is a harmonica solo, but the same lad is every bit as good with piano and guitar.. The video is not taken from the Rosedene mind..

     
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  11. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Mentalists.


    search is under way at Camber Sands in East Sussex following reports of a missing swimmer, days after five men died there.

    The RNLI, police and coastguard are all involved in the operation at the popular beach near Rye, an RNLI spokeswoman said.

    Five friends died at the beach on Wednesday, prompting authorities to deploy lifeguards on the normally unpatrolled seafront over the Bank Holiday weekend.

    A Sussex Police spokeswoman said: "A member of the public has contacted police and the coastguard at Camber Sands after seeing an abandoned pair of flip-flops next to the sea.

    "A female was seen diving into the sea at this location. Officers at the scene are doing coastal checks to see if there are any persons in the sea having difficulty."

    More follows...
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    When it started i thought what a load of ****. But stuck with it and got into it.
     
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    Well that's just ****ing stupid
     
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  14. MrRAWhite

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    They are great entertainers and brilliant to watch live..
     
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  15. Brian Storm

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    @commachio1 Those two mags man. Think their menstrual cycles synchronised :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    They are nuggets.
     
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  17. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Disappointed I wasn't there mate. Next time they're there. You have my word as an officer and a mag.
     
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  18. Blunham Mackem

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    The Rosedene. My first ever under age beer. Happy days.
     
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  19. MrRAWhite

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    They were class mate..I had a chat with your marra as well..
     
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