i keep losing internet connection FFS. So I can't do any research. Driving me mad. I'll have to be brief... Same team. City historic 2-1
Just stick it right up 'em. You never know. Don't let that Swedish ponce have any space. Get Meyler to nobble the French lad with fancy hair at the start. Half the job done right there. 0-0
Manchester is the only place in the world where you can obtain a degree in ‘Mummy Studies’.IE the study of ancient Egyptian mummies. Emmeline Pankhurst, the leader of the Suffragette movement, was born and raised in Moss Side. There are 98 train stations in Greater Manchester. Manchester began life as a Roman fort & settlement. It was called Mamicium – which is a latinised form of the Celtic meaning ‘breast-shaped hill’. Manchester’s Chetham’s Libraryis the oldest public library in the English-speaking world The atom was first split by Ernest Rutherford in Manchester in 1919. Manchester is the most linguistically diverse city in Western Europe. The world’s first passenger train station was founded in Manchester in 1830 Manchester was the first industrialised city in the world Beetham Tower is the tallest residential building in the UK Guy Fawkes’ gunpowder plot was planned in Salford’s Ordsall Hall The first precursor to the modern computer was built in Manchester Manchester’s Bridgewater Canal was the first canal built entirely independent of rivers
From Northenden to Partington, it's rain From Altrincham to Chadderton, it's rain From Moss Side to Swinton, hardly Spain It's a picture postcard of 'Wish they never came' From Cheetham Hill to Wythenshawe, it's rain Gorton, Salford, Sale, pretty much the same As I'm caught up without my jacket once again The raindrops on my face play a sweet refrain People turn to poison Quick as lager turns to piss Sweethearts are physically sick Every time they kiss It's a sociologist's paradise Each day repeats On easy, cheesy, greasy, queasy Beastly Beasley Street You might sleep but you will never dream. Manchester, so much to answer for. Three points for identifying all three lyrics. Or better still three points for a 3-2 win.
Right, against my better inclinations I'm going to reign back my usual optimism for this game. They have the greatest manager in the world, ever. FACT. They have a squad of the best players in the world. FACT. Their players have some of the best hair of any sportsman ever. FACT. We have 14 players who would never ever get in the Man U team. FACT. So on that basis, rather than a regulation 4-0, I have to go for a workmanlike 3-1 to us. They'll score, think it's all over, and we'll hit them quickly. We're not 3rd by accident ffs. Get stuck into them, man mark the ****s, hit them on the break. Footy managing is fooking easy as.
Love it Happy. I think, as a response, I'll predict a tidy 8-4 victory, we need a 12 goal thriller against someone that isn't Whitby. Zlatan to get all 4 for United, to end Syd's betting hopes before August is even over.
Ideally.... I'd like someone to smack Fellaini with an elbow that the referee and linesmen miss... know if they've been to the toilet, have the same belief that we can get something out of the game as we've already shown with an attitude of Manchester who, Wayne who, Paul who ... come on lads, you can, you really can.. !!.... 12th man City fans please..
1-1 We score first, Hernandez. They score just after half time (can't name their scorer, I've no idea who any of their players are) We cling on for a decent point
What you on about daft lad? Best hair of any sportsman ever! Name one. Go on. Don't just say the one with the big nose and the man bun. And I know you ain't gonna say Elbows Fellaini.
If Burnley can beat the West Lancs Scousers, we can finally get a win against the East Lancs Red Mancs. 2-1 for me.
