Hang on a minute...

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/...udies-The-Only-Way-Is-Essex-Re-Educating-Joey

Mr Essex went back to school to do his GCSE in General Studies (whatever the f*ck that is meant to be) and got a D. He appears to be chuffed and his 'followers' are really proud of him.

Pardon me for asking but isn't a D classed as a fail? Or are we in the realms of saying anything is a pass mark so as not to upset the divvies the same way as everyone who takes part in sports day gets a medal so that the mongs don't feel left out?

You'd have thought he'd just got a PhD in Physics by the reaction;

"I did it to prove I've got the confidence to do it again. The experience was ridiculously amazing and crazy at the same time – I've always wanted to go back to school, and I got to go back to school for one day."

What galls the most? Comments were from viewers of his reality TV show. I guarantee you this thick f*ck has more cash in the bank than all of us on GC put together.

Welcome to the Mong Nation.

 

Well done Joey.

 

Only complete ****s and a few fannies would care about this. Grove fits nicely into both categories.

 

what are you like, China?

 

**** this ****, get the weekend fred up Mon

 

Venom is waaaaaaaay richer than him

Also you have to be an even bigger mong to read news stories about this twat.

 

I am not a **** or a fanny, however I am somewhat of a poove and a *****, does that count?

 

I'm getting these sunglasses after losing my others.



PS Grove Raper googling how adults can mix with schoolchildren without being arrested is the real story here.

 

I don't wear sunglasses in Scotland.

 

I am literally blind without them no matter how much I squint and I look like a spastic in a hat

 

Oooh nice. Do like a pair of Oakleys but rocking the Ray-Bans at the moment.

Regarding how adults can mix with school children without being arrested, if I told you where I was working you'd sh*t a brick!

 

A disabled/blind swimming pool ?

 

Reported.

 

Joey and I frequent the same pie and mash shop; he is a single pie and double scoop man, whereas I favour the double pie and single scoop combination. We both enjoy a generous helping of liquor. I've also shared a table with many other celebrities, including Jimmy White, David Beckham, Garry Bushell, Patsy Palmer and Frank Bruno, but I shan't be listing their favoured meal choices until the need arises.

 

I love pie n mash I go to one in Camden sometimes opposite the massage parlour that got burnt down .

 

Castle's Lovely bit of grub in there.

 

Where have you been Ponders ?

 

A very apt name considering you have visited every castle in Great Britain

 

Here and there. I'll give you the lowdown on my return.

Have you got any trips planned?