Off Topic Vote - HIAG's best wum **** up

Yes I get it Haig, I always have! It's just that you don't seem to be enjoying the experience like the rest of us are!
You seem like you're carrying great angst and pain with you. Please feel free to PM me if you need counselling I do have a professional qualification in gynaecology so I know a fanny when I see one and may be able to help.

Chilax Haig

 

Says the person desperately trying to rally round enough players for his 5-a-side Team Dildo

I don't need to rally round converts, people freely take the piss out of you of their own accord

 

The mask has slipped again and HIAG has been pushed over the edge. So easy to wind up

 

Your attempts to make out that I am, in any manner shape or form, perturbed by your blatant and ham-fisted attempt to generate a false persona of me, are valiant, if also ill-conceived.

The fact that you have expended the best part of the past week or so in looking me out and doing your level best to undermine me, demonstrates more than amply the threat that you feel I pose to you. You are the one who ought to chillax, Skiddy! I'm having a whale of a time! Look at all the hundreds of pages dedicated solely to me! What self-respecting megalomaniac could not be satisfied?

 

Mate, the one thing you definitely do not need any help with, is undermining yourself

 

See, this is the fatal mistake you make, Pixie!

The lads gather, like bees around the honeypot, to enjoy my cruel baiting of you! In the past, I have treated the lads to poems, songs, plays, sketches, as well as many colourful and inventive jibes (such as my now-legendary masturbating monkey jibe). They cannot believe that you keep coming back for more, although they probably do understand by now that the reason for that is that I have you permanently dangling from my hook and reel you in at my pleasure.

 

Oh dear Haig!
No mention of the challenge then, the fact that I've thrown the gauntlet and your feet after bitch slapping you with it.
I'll take it as another Bottle Job then and more bullshit. I may spend a little spare time but I'm not up at 03:00 am ranting!

happy days Bottler

 

Yeah, there's this special needs chap who 'performs' to the shoppers every Saturday in a town near me. Everybody comes out to gawk at him too

 

I thought I heard the shop door go, mate. Hadn't you better sell some fruit and veg?

Is business a bit slow at the moment?

 

I sell Dildos mate. Buisness is booming. My best customer is a woman called Mrs HIAG, she is a regular visitor and often confides in me about her sex life. She said that her fella doesn't give her what she needs, hence why she is in my shop so often. She even admitted that she caught him trying to finger one of my products the other week.

 

Lot of #Bully going on here, don't accept it not606'rs # when you see it.

 

I feel bullied that HIAG referred to me as a fruit and veg seller

 

That's gotta hurt coming from a 62 year old Junior conveyancing clerk.

 

Pixie won't be best pleased that you just referred to him as that, Skiddy.

 

Suggest you go back and read again Haib....it's you!

 

Appropriate that he's ****ed up on his **** up thread

 

He does it so effortlessly too he's a real one isn't he.

 

#bottlejob

 

I will be monitoring this prediction to see how it turns out

 

HIAG's repeated avatar bottle job **** up has to go in here