http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/ent...9daee4b08954afb7cf1c?utm_hp_ref=uk-weird-news An unlucky Highburyal set the internet to work this week when he pleaded with strangers to help him find the trousers he was wearing when he went out on the town cottaging. London Born Highburyal was visiting Halifax for his grandma’s 30th birthday when he got so inebriated he managed to lose track of the chinos he was wearing and woke up with no memory of where he left them - and his wallet and phone were inside. Posting on not606, he asked the people of the forum for help locating his pantaloons. “I blacked out and don’t know where I would have taken my pants off,” he wrote. “I had security check the toilets in Hyde Park and I indeed was pants-less when I left according to security footage. Any guidance would be greatly appreciated.” Users on the site initially thought it was all a joke: While others (Roofie) already knew of the pain caused by missing clothing in mens toilets: @Ginger Marks commented: lol you ****ing mug! @Tobes commented: I had you down as more into getting pegged by leather clad lesbians. @PISKIE was more sympathetic and offered room and board for a small fee. @Hoddle Is A God refused to comment as PISKIE had already called a wum **** up. And, typical of the internet, someone chose to poke fun at his fashion choices: The loss of his charcoal Calvin Klein chinos meant Highburyal was left wandering the streets with his hot pink briefs on show. The only evidence he had to help him piece together the remnants of his alcohol-induced amnesia was a credit card payment to a known male prostitute at 4am. @highburyal
...the story lost all credibility with the claim that HIAG had refused to comment on a Piskie post ...up until then it all seemed quite plausible ...
