Off Topic Vote - HIAG's best wum **** up

A perfect example of why this thread exists

 

Does it count as a wum **** up, by the way, that the Poll is utterly messed up and the options can barely be read?

 

I'm surprised this has only just been mentioned.

 

The full quotes can be read in the OP

 

Pixie is going to be livid that you've taken the piss, so mercilessly, out of his pride-and-joy-thread, mate.

 

That's a rather desperate attempt to try and divert attention from your **** ups in the OP. Besides why are you crying about it ? These past few weeks have seen you ****ing yourself stupid when people have exposed your **** ups.

 

Is that what you do when you are naked, in the cupboard beneath your mother's stairs?

Those are not my words, but those of a brother Gooner.

 

copy and pasting somebody else's joke again.

A sure sign that you've been rinsed once more

 

Hardly.

Who was it who accused you of "re-arranging the deck-chairs on the Titanic"? Was it the same Gooner who came out with the "****ing naked beneath your mother's stairs" jibe?

You've got to admit, that you've been at the butt-end of some real crackers over the years, Pixie, and nearly always at the hands of your own fellow Gooners!

 

It's water off a duck's back to me, if you get upset about that sort of thing you'd end up threatening to call the police or to sue somebody eh lad ?

Copying and pasting other people's jokes though is a sure sign that you've been done again though mate

 

...or banning people to shut them up.

Nah, only a coward would do something as low-life as that, eh, son?

 

I think keeping you off teams boards is a capital idea, giving you this stage to carry out your attention seeking adgenda. That way you can't lay waste to any more and people can talk about football without having a lying arsehole hijacking it.

 

Still crying about being banned from the Arsenal board nearly 5 years later

 

I wear it as a badge of honour, Pixie.

I spent many years posing as a Gooner on your board, right under your nose, and wound you up so tight that Stan's nose broke in two places!

You wouldn't believe the times I have pissed my self with laughter at your expense, mate!

 

Well you are pushing 60.

 

Like you have a choice

 

Crying about it over multiple threads says otherwise mate.

 

The fact that you mention it more than I do tells the lads everything they need to know, mate.

 

You've lost the plot fella. You've been banging on endlessly about how angry your ban from the Arsenal board has made you.

The fact that you're still here now crying about it 5 years later says it all

 

You saying that doesn't make it true, you do know that, don't you?

You're petrified about letting me back on the Gooner board. That's power, mate, and I love it!