Oh dear. To whom it concerns, he didn't mean it! If I had said that there would be Armageddon on here.
Just for the record about the Samaritans, chaps (& info for those unaware). It's an organisation that should never be ridiculed. I was proud to serve. I did save lives. Listening to someone literally killing themselves on the phone hugely upsetting and never, ever leaves you. I sincerely hope none of you nor yours ever has to make that call. (Btw, it's possible they may already have without you ever knowing it). I will say nothing more on the matter. Consider the bait to be taken, if that gives someone a frisson. I will not discuss it further.