Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

I have often wondered if RHC is really Irving Welsh trying out a new location

 

Always thought of the Cheese as more of a Paul Abbott thing meself.
Only more outlandish.

 

It certainly needs polishing

 

I have often wondered if RHC is really Welsh trying to deal with self-loathing.

 

or French

 

That's possible although he does have a very British sounding surname. He has a Scottish first name though so maybe he's part Scottish.

 

his first name is Jock

 

No, Haggiseatingbagpiper.

 

Jock Cousteau.

 

I've done a few impressions of him whilst diving on fat lasses

 

Shameless has nothing on the gaff

 

Quiet on here today. Fairly quiet in the Cheese as well, even though Denice was working. I'm off tomorrow and don't come back in until next Wednesdays. Hopefully, there will be some juicy **** to report

 

I had several yesterday. I think it was the salmon.

 

I'm off tomorrow and all next week

Doing day trips with the boys

 

Bunch of lazy part-timers.

 

If Latchford were nearer to Hull I'd have suspicions:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...and-threatening-woman-with-a-butterknife.html


Asbo dwarf jailed after impersonating a Dalek and threatening woman with a butterknife

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Ian Salter-Bromley was jailed for nine months
Picture: Hull News and Pictures
By Agency
10:37AM BST 23 Jun 2015

Court hears Ian Salter-Bromley, 55, stuck a sucker dart on his forehead and filled his mouth with dominoes before shouting: 'Exterminate! Exterminate!'
An angry dwarf has been jailed after impersonating a Dalek from the TV series Doctor Who which led to him being Tasered twice by the police.

Ian Salter-Bromley, 55, stuck a sucker dart on his forehead and filled his mouth with dominoes before shouting: "Exterminate! Exterminate!" at two carers in his sheltered housing complex in Hull.

Salter-Bromley, who is 4ft tall, had initially been "quite jolly" but his mood changed and he threatened to kill one of the members of staff.

He returned to his flat and barricaded the door after they called the police and he was involved in a stand-off before he had to be Tasered twice, with police worried they would hit his colostomy bag.

The offence was committed during a campaign of public abuse after he defecated in a council office in protest his kitchen work tops had been mounted 8in too high for him to reach.

 

Not bee in in for over a week. Got withdrawal problems.

 

Seen Latchford on this C4 programme called 999:Emergency last night yo ... it was all popping off man

 

When you return you will be surprised it will have been converted to a classy cocktail bar playing light jazz, tope coloured plaster walls and sparkly chandeliers.

You will be greeted at the door by a sequin covered Denice who insists you wear a tie.

 

Sounds like my cup of tea...
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