FFS!!!!!

I have never been to a wedding in South Korea, I did however live there for 2 years. I also lived in Taiwan for a year and I did attend a wedding there where I ate some local delicacies such as sea horse and jellyfish

 

Fuxake not on the same plate I hope. Sea Horse on a bed of raw baby spinach drizzled with vinagarette is ok but Jelly fish should be served alone.

 

I think it was a buffet for the starters and I did indeed have them both on the same plate

 

You ****ing sick bastard

 

It wasn't great but I eaten out worse

 

touche`

 

*I've

 

****in shut it iain.

 

*We've

 

Ah telt ye, shut it.

 

Only if you **** off, Russell.

 

On the subject of ****ed up spelling and piss poor grammar, any chance you can post the Friday/weekend fred a day earlier.

I got plenty of free time tomorrow to contribute but could be a little tied up on Friday.

 

Seems fair, seems fair.

 

Whilst I envy your tied up shenanigans, I shall not be doing the weekend thread on a Thursday. This forum must not give in to the Muslims, I thought I made myself clear when Nicky the Arab spastic tried that ****.

 

Fair enough, at least try to get it out early on Fri.

I was thinking of doing a reflective "how did the weekend go" fred on Monday mornings but most of these ****s don't get up early enough plus it's not certain to turn to a beelfest.

I like the descent into beel.

 

I told him it was jellyfish, the Taiwanese custom is to patiently wait on your knees with closed eyes and mouth open for the "chef" to squirt the liquidised jellyfish into your mouth/chin.