http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/jamie-oliver-baby-name_uk_57bbf537e4b042aee74cf28a I don't have time for the lisping twat Jamie "thploth of bathalmic vinegar" Oliver but this takes the poorly cooked biscuit. Latest addition to his ever increasing brood is called River Rocket. I sh*t you not. Hardly surprising when the rest of the clutch are called equally pretentious names; River joins four older siblings: Poppy Honey Rosie, 14, Daisy Boo Pamela, 12, Petal Blossom Rainbow, six, and five-year-old son Buddy Bear Maurice I'd gladly wear out every pair of football boots in Sports Direct kicking him in his over-sized tongue filled face.
As an 'Icon' (apparently) the twat has missed a golden opportunity to bring back some long forgotten names into modern usage. Should have called his boys Clifford and Nigel, the daughters should have been Mildred, Agnes and Ena. Either that or he could have gone all 'Hood and called them DeShaun, Treyvone, Shaniqua, Tishiqua and Shytonya.
By all means steal the boots out of Sports Direct but under no circumstances give that fat **** any of your money.
No, there are only a select few people who I like. I'm not one of these ****s that go about saying I like people just for the sake of it or for hilarious comedic value
A fine British name I am sure you are proud of. Imagine turning up at work and saying "Hello everyone, my name is Buddy Bear" OK if you are a kids entertainer but try that at the local builder's merchant and you'll get pelters. Oliver has fallen into the celebrity trap of not giving a flying f*ck what his kids are called or the embarrassment it may cause them because not a single one of them will ever have to lift a finger and if they do ever enter into the world of paid employment you can bet your bottom dollar that it won't be working in Boots or Argos. More than likely they will end up somewhere in "the media" where they will be able to rub shoulders with other equally monikered cnuts.
I thoroughly enjoyed my time whilst I was there, thanks for asking. How was it for you, if indeed you have actually been there?
