Off Topic Massive balls

I had a similar one with a scouser and a slapper he had bought.

As i was kneeing his teeth out (which he bleated about for ages. According to some mates. I never saw him again) his minger done me round the swede with a heineken bottle. It never broke but ****ing knacked. Bump like one of Jordans tits. Bitch

Now i steer clear.

 

I once got involved in a bust-up between a bloke and his wife!

Never again. Once I'd quietened him, she went ballistic!

Bloody women! Can't live with em, can't kill em.

 

Fortunately for her Tel I was raised not to hit women. I really really wanted to twat her just once, but the angel on my right shoulder won out. The devil on my left shoulder was some pissed off though, lol.

 

confronted a lad with a gun once
little b4stard soaked me allover

 

Well if you put a gun in a lad's face there's a chance they'll piss on you

 

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I once confronted a chav with a gun. I could taste Maris Pipers for ages.

 

I once ran past a copper with a gun, he stopped me and told me I was running 25 in a 20 zone.

Is that... is, is that my coat, there.... hmm, my coat, I'll just..... and...

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