The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Suarez its all actually true.
As is what Bob Paisley said after Alan Kennedys Liverpool debut ''I think they shot the wrong Kennedy''.
I had it confirmed by the man himself whom I have met.He's a top bloke too.

 

I wasn't questioning the information, i was asking where it came from.

 

It's all rehashed, unoriginal **** that wasn't even funny in the first place.

 

A bit like your signature.

 

I've actually met him. He said it. Yeah it happened.

 

Difference being, it's not there in some sort of desperate attempt to be funny.

And it's actually factual too.

 

KPR is a top wum (biggest compliment I can give you), just ignore him!

 

Gerrard is definitely more versatile, but both Gerrard and Robson were more versatile than Jimmy Case!

I once put petrol in a diesel van. It was a rented van, back in the days before they put those big red tabs around the gauge to tell you what fuel it should be. It stuttered for about ten miles and then just manned up and carried on with no problem! Tho' I reckon the poor guy who had to service it wasn't too impressed...

 

I've put petrol in a diesel Landrover, it did not man up.

 

KPR is not good enough to be a WUM, he is just a sad little boy who listens to the voices in his head.

 

I also have voices in my head, they keep saying over and over "kill custard, kill custard" I think they may be about you.

 

I feel upset, that your voices only want to kill me, my voices want to kill me as well

 

Maybe you should listen to them more intently.

 

What's your favourite flavour custard?

Mine is banana.

 

I like mine with a spoonful of Harrisa paste

 

custard flavoured custard is a winner for me..

devon clotted cream custard is also very good..

 

teletubby custard...

 

I quite like the wife's custard.

 

I like your wife's custard

 

Custard pleasures himself whilst at work,he finds licking windows a turn on.