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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I've been in one as a kid. Went slower than a fast walking pace.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Aug 21, 2016
  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You're all ****s. New barmaid update to follow later <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 22, 2016
  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    when the drum is on yes. when they are on roads they are slower than a tractor.

    here is Dr's lambo btw

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    moreinjuredthanowen, Aug 22, 2016
  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Porsche made a tractor too.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Aug 22, 2016
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    you were stoned beyond any capacity for logical thought... admit it.

    this was on jukie

     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Aug 22, 2016
  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I got in early for a couple yesterday morning before going to see Jenks. As I was about the leave the ex-mate of the blond slut, who's an even bigger slut, walked in. When I returned, the ****er was behind the bar. What the **** is Denice thinking of? I'm as certain as I can be based on her sponging activities that she'll rob Denice blind. Oh and she can't pull a ****ing pint while she's got a hole in her arse <grr>
     
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  7. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Of course she can't pull yer a ****ing pint. No one can pull yer a ****ing pint if yer keep asking for Carling. <doh>
     
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    Zingy, Aug 22, 2016
  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Simple solution to that would be to plug her arse.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Aug 22, 2016
  9. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    you should join the huyton chapter of the sons
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Aug 22, 2016
  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The slut of Sluts worked yesterday afternoon. Apparently she put a few people's backs right up. I don't know what's wrong with Denice. I don't know why she just doesn't do it herself. Lower costs and more turnover.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 23, 2016
  11. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I don't know what's wrong with Denice either. I've been asking myself this for months. <ok>
     
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    Zingy, Aug 23, 2016
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Probably just that she's a Geordie ****pig, as I tell her regularly <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 23, 2016
  13. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    lazyness.

    the slut probably asked about a few shifts and denice is that lazy when she sacked the other one she just remembered the last one who asked for work.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Aug 23, 2016
  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The slut lives in a place called Moore which is on the way to Runcorn. She gets £6 per hour, so a three hour shift will just about cover her petrol money <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 23, 2016
  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I know exactly what's wrong with her.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Aug 23, 2016
  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    yeah but the tips and stealings means shes in the money
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Aug 23, 2016
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    Easy - it's spelt wrong. <ok>
     
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    saintanton, Aug 23, 2016
  18. BobbyD

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    lol, so true. She's probably raking it in, especially when the she gets her tits out the tips will be rolling in
     
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    BobbyD, Aug 23, 2016
  19. saintanton

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    Rolling in what?
     
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  20. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Whatever filth the Cheese throws at her. *shudders*
     
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    Zingy, Aug 23, 2016
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