The Virtual Betting Shop

Ah yes, you're right, I forgot that!

 

York Saturday
2.15 Diploma £20 win @ 3/1 (general)
2.50 Shraaoh £20 win @ 7/2 (SkyBet)
3.25 Blue Point £100 win @2/1 (general)

 

2.15 Y Diploma £400 Win @3/1

 

How's my account looking after my brilliant 700-400 place bet on Makhloufi in the 1500m final Ron? Bloody genius. I'm thinking of changing my name to FarkleSupreme.

 

Well done, Cyc, it was an elegant and stylish bet, can't beat that. I have absolutely no time for bets like "Lucky 31's" on a bunch of donkey races in the evening. That is gauche in IMHO. Maybe SA will offer you a position with his Tote Place Betting syndicate? My goodness he will be impressed.

 

Was he not stripped of 2nd? The 2nd and 3rd placings were altered were they not?

Right idea, wrong race Never mind me then so.

 

3:55 Deauville - ₤100 e/w Harlem (8/1 - Ladbrokes & Corals).

Thank you.

 

Ta Ron.

 

SPOTY 2016 Top 3 finish. Mo Farah @ 4/7, £140

 

ArkleSupreme and I think you might be onto a good thing there Ron.

 

Can I please have 200 the place for SPOTY on Lewis Hamilton at 8-1 for with SkyBet.

Thanks mate.

 

Oooh, I doubt that, Cyc, but the best of luck! As this is ante-post (?), careful you don't get overdrawn. The Virtual Betting Shop owner is ruthless, and is quick to send-in the hitmen, wherever it may be.

 

Careful Mr Swanhills

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The VBS is happy to grant temporary limited overdrafts by arrangement, if required

 

Ronaldo, as the sole owner of the VBS, I should imagine you've already managed to move aboard your newly acquired mega yacht.

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Looks like you just caught me moving in Cyc

 

Your lawyer has no chance, Ron, I always get away with everything on the grounds of diminished responsibility, works every time, and it's not difficult for me either!

(Please note, in 1976 Oscar nomination for "best supporting extra" in the film "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest". Some other crackpot much have just beat me to it. ).

 

19:30 at Ballinrobe please Ron.

Paudi The Punter. 50 x 50 at 14-1 StanJames.

 

Is that Australian for £50 ew Cyc?

 

Yeah mate.