Clive, I don't like Cornwall, I don't like its appalling roads, I don't like its twee fishing villages and I don't like its overrated pasties. Don't give a **** if that offends you.
I loved new quay as a kid. I've never been back since. I've heard off a few people it's horrible now. So don't wanna go to spoil the memories. Just saw someone died on Fistral Beach. I saw a lifeguard go into the water to save an idiot who got in trouble near the rocks. One of the bravest things I've seen.
Newquay is just the same, although at night it's a bit Benidorm/Blackpool now in the centre. The whole area is still lovely and there's no reason to go into Newquay if you didn't want to tbh.
There once was a daft lad called Clive, Who thought Hull would never survive, His brain cells were sparse, He talked from his arse, And hates it when the mighty Hull do thrive....
Why's that greeny? I saw that house Ina the middle of Towan beach is for sale on the news I think. Couldn't get over that when was young. Or swimming in that man made sea pool. The old man took us to see Jaws in Newquay!! Kinell that spoilt surfing a bit...
I was surprised I'd never visited Cornwall , of all the counties in the British Isles I've not visited Cornwall , Hampshire and West Sussex . Damn just remembered I've been to Eden project in 2005 haaaaa it was a hell of a drive from Torquay
Well Cornwall, you come across as a ****. Why does it not surprise me you live in Cornwall and 'support' Man Utd? You plastic football supporting tin mining pasty eating hotel working ****. You should be greatful to people like us for keeping your economy afloat. ****wit.
I have been to Newquay quite a few times in the late 90s early 00s we went last year and took the kids because junior GLP had broken his arm on the first day of school holidays Surprised at how **** and run down it looked, fortunately Bude was much better. Doubt very much I'd return to Newquay - spoilt my memories somewhat.
Love Cornwall around padstow stay twice a year. Rick Stein Dominates the area however it makes others up their game so generally the food is good. Love treyarnon bay areas but the roads are a nightmare. The locals tend to be good people who appreciate what tourism brings them. Cornwall Clive should explain why he has such a Hangup about Hull.
I'd not seen the league table. FFS were only third. I'd give him till the end of August. Then get someone In who can meet my aspirations.