Rio 2016

All of them are, Patience has broken my nose 3 times in the last 18 months

 

Dos yams are heavy

 

Rob informs me that "black" is no longer acceptable it's "person of colour "now but don't ever ever say " coloured person ".

 

The yams weren't the problem, it was the ****ing water melons

 

What about a sooty?

 

Racist

 

Would anyone let Tom Daily suck them off ?

 

When you say "let", are you not being somewhat presumptive ?

 

I wouldn't

 

I'll take that as a yes Rob

 

What I would say, is that most of the divers' bodies look surprisingly feminine when they are doing the handstand on the board.

 

armpit & feet fetishism

 

Here's a question for you.

If you were forced at gunpoint, to have sex (let's say it's consenual, for the sake of argument), with one of the following, which would you choose ? :

i) tom daley
ii) that girl, right after she'd stepped out of adam johnson's range rover
iii) the 800m man woman

 

Would it have to be brutal anal ( for arguments sake) ?

 

You'd ask that would you ? In that situation ?

 

So, here's the scenario. You've been kidnapped. The kidnappers are violent, nasty bastards. Theyve been threatening you. You think you're going to die.

The kidnappers are friends with Daley and the 800m manwoman, who've been sitting watching the tv the whole time.

Suddenly, the lead kidnapper says he'll cut you a deal. He says you can go if you have sex with one of his friends. Daly and the manwoman both turn and say, "pick me, pick me".

Just then, the Johnson girl walks in.

The kidnapper says, "you can choose her if you want instead"

"What's going on ?", the girl asks.

The kidnapper explains the situation.

"Oh, pick me, pick me", she says.

What do you do ? :

a) Tom Daly
b) the Johnson girl
c) the 800m manwoman
d) die

?

 

Hello ?

 

Could I pick a 3some with Johnson girl and man woman?

 

Is this Adam Johnson's appeal hearing defence, that he was forced by hoodlums - at gunpoint - to groom a 15 year old girl?

Seems fanciful at best.