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  1. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    I know a lesbian couple and both are as fit as ****. What a waste.
     
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    BlackAndAmberGambler, Aug 19, 2016
  2. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    They'd need a meat and two veggies.


    Not sure how anyone scored in that penalty shoot-out.

    Tiny goal.

    Keeper comes out to narrow the angle.

    Keeper dressed up like the front end of a Volvo.

    Shooter tends to approach the goal backwards.


    They could have been there all night.
     
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  3. Jimmy Graham's bald head

    Jimmy Graham's bald head Well-Known Member

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    There's a spoonerism for that: Dutch bike
     
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  4. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    I've just realised...............Holland is full of dykes.:bandit:
     
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    BlackAndAmberGambler, Aug 19, 2016
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  5. Building 7

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    I think football should adopt something like that.
     
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  6. Cityswall

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    We couldn't actually match Londons gold amount could we?:emoticon-0104-surpr
     
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    Cityswall, Aug 19, 2016
  7. Ernie Shackleton

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    Their lezzy opposites live at the end of our street.

    Both look like lorry drivers.
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, Aug 19, 2016
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  8. Building 7

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    Didn't a dutch boy put his finger in a dyke once ?
     
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  9. Jimmy Graham's bald head

    Jimmy Graham's bald head Well-Known Member

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    I think I've seen that film
     
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    Jimmy Graham's bald head, Aug 19, 2016
  10. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    Yeah and got a kick in the nuts for his trouble apparently.
     
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    BlackAndAmberGambler, Aug 19, 2016

  11. Building 7

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    Building 7, Aug 19, 2016
  12. Cityswall

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    Good luck picking sports team of the year.
     
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    Cityswall, Aug 19, 2016
  13. BrAdY

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    ****ing eu plebs taking our credit
    please log in to view this image
     
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    BrAdY, Aug 19, 2016
  14. Des Head

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    I knew a fit lesbian couple and when they split up, I turned the fittest to the light side and married her.

    High five!
     
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    Des Head, Aug 19, 2016
  15. Quill

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    Erm...

    Team GB?
     
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    Quill, Aug 19, 2016
  16. Edelman

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    Cant believe the Paralympics are possibly on the verge of collapse.
    12% ticket sales.
     
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  17. Quill

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    Didn't we vote out?
     
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    Quill, Aug 19, 2016
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  18. Cityswall

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    It has to be instead of GB Hockey, GB cycling, GB rowing. Which was my point.
     
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    Cityswall, Aug 19, 2016
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    don't pull your finger out...
     
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    tigerscanada, Aug 19, 2016
  20. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    Good work. My mate claims he turned his missus as well. They've divorced now after 20 odd years and 2 kids and she's gone back to carpet munching. Weird that innit?
     
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