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A new pub game

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Steven Toast, Jul 27, 2016.

  1. BrAdY

    BrAdY Well-Known Member

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    ps. i love knob

    knobzilla

    bridget jones' knob

    the chamber of knobs

    hunchback of knobredame

    22 knob street

    knob strikes back

    the knob room

    ferris buellers big knob off
     
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  2. tigerscanada

    tigerscanada Well-Known Member

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    The Miracle Knob
     
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  3. Walter Sobchak

    Walter Sobchak Well-Known Member

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    The Knob Redemption
    Raging Knob
    One Flew over the Cuckoo's Knob
    Forrest Knob
    12 Angry Knobs
    2001: A Space Knob
    Knobin' in the Rain
    Raiders of the Lost Knob
    The Knob Hunter
    The Knob of Wrath
     
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  4. MrsHallsSausageRolls

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    Honey I knobbed the kids
    Honey I shrunk the knobs
    The knob sucker proxy
    Bang the knob slowly
    Knob Sue and Bob too
    Knob Misty for me
    Knob with a stranger
    Knobbing Hill
    The last knob show
    The long good knob
    Paint your knob
    Rebel without a knob
    How green was my knob

    One for OLM: Knobrophenia ... 'we are the knobs'
    One for Patty: Texas chainsaw knob or Desperately seeking knobs
    For the Allams: Silence of the knobs

    I think this should also be used for the Friday Night is Music Night thread:

    Knobbing all over the world
    We will knob you
    This knob ain't big enough for the both of us
    Two little boys had two little knobs
    If I said you had a beautiful knob would you hold it against me
     
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  5. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    Honey I knobbed the kids just made me chortle out loud in a quiet office <applause>

    I cant be arsed to read 9 pages of knob gags but the first that came to mind for me was:
    Knobbing Private Ryan.

    Edit - I did actually look back through a few pages and had to stop because of the accusing looks as I chuckled away. Nowt wrong with laughing at a good knob gag at 40.
     
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  6. gtigerbackin hull

    gtigerbackin hull Well-Known Member

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    The Island of Doctor Knob
    39 Knobs
    All quiet on the Western Knob
    Lily Mar knob
    Beauty and the Knob
    Gunfight at the Knob Corral
    Raiders of the lost Knob
    The Crystal Knob
    20,000 leagues under the Knob
    The Mask of Knob
    Super Knob
    Bat Knob
    The Amazing Spider Knob
     
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  7. City Man

    City Man Well-Known Member

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    And there was me thinking this was a football forum!
     
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  8. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    One of the best threads of the Summer this.

    Knob Misty For Me.
     
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  9. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    Stick a full stop after the bold bit and it's a full blown lie.
     
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  10. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    Honey I Knobbed the Kids is easily the winner.
     
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  11. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    100%. I had a full silent office stare at me as I guffawed out loud reading it.

    Whose was that one?
     
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  12. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    MrsHallsSausageRolls, whomever she is.
     
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  13. ImperialTiger

    ImperialTiger Well-Known Member

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    Even though it doesn't follow the rules?
     
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  14. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    Sterling invented the game, he can amend the rules as he chooses. Especially if it gives funnier results.
     
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  15. MrsHallsSausageRolls

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    I am MrsHallsSausageRolls and I claim my prize !

    I can’t believe you don’t know me Sterling, I have a song written about me:

    Mrs Halls Sausage Rolls are the best
    Mrs Halls Sausage Rolls are the greatest
    Coz there made from the milk from her breast
    Mrs Halls Sausage Rolls …..

    In my spare time I am a freelance Pastry Scout, travelling the length of Yorkshire looking for stiff peaks and soggy bottoms. Career highlights include having a cream horn with Richard Whitely in Wetwang and spotting soggy bottoms with Sue Perkins at Bettys. My main adversary is of course Mrs Miggins.

    My final two entries are:

    The knobs have eyes :bandit:

    Knob encounters of the turd kind :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  16. City Man

    City Man Well-Known Member

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    It's whoever
     
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  17. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    It is. Changed.
     
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  18. Edelman

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    And you're a Teacher ???
     
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  19. AKCJ

    AKCJ Well-Known Member
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    We worked that out for ourselves.
     
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  20. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    Correct.
     
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