At one point I owened 7 or 8 species of aquatic snail. In several species I can tell the difference between male and females. . (some species they're all female, others they're all hemaphrodites). A number of species don't lay eggs they give birth to live young like mammals do.
I thought you liked to talk about snails? My favourite were my Spixis. Spixis were horny buggers that tried to mate with anything roughly snail shaped. They would get their long dangly penises out and try mating with completely unrelated species. Spixis are the Zingys of the snail world. #spixiswould
Quiet night last night. The eldest came over again and we had a good chat. She's still giving that manc twat boyfriend the time of day, much to my chagrin. She's had to go into school today as A level results are out.
'THE VORTEX' This could well prove to be a 'you had to be there' post, but it was such a surreal set of events that I'll post it anyway. Pete the Mathematician and me were sitting in the smoking area, smoking you know what. You can just see the main road from there and it's a 30 mph area. Imagine our shock and hilarity when we both witnessed a COMBINE HARVESTER shoot past doing about 50 mph. Pete asked if I thought it had been nicked and we laughed and then about 10 seconds after that, a cop car with the siren on shot past, doing about 70 mph Pete then started to skin a joint. He'd stuck the papers together and was just getting some baccy out when a puff of wind took the papers from the table and into the air. They got blown about 10 feet away and pirouetted a couple of times up and down before blowing out further over the bins and floating back down, ultimately landing on my shoe About two minutes after that, seven police cars, including 2 unmarked ones shot past with sirens blaring. You have to ask the question, was this related to the combine harvester? About 18 months ago I was sitting out there with Cockney Roger. I finished my *** and flicked it towards the planter which acts as an ashtray, it span in the air from about 6 feet away and landed on the lip of the planter, filter down and pointing straight up, still smoking. What are the ****ing chances of that? The smoking area of the Cheese is the spooky flux vortex
It's definitely a ****ed up spooky vortex alright. That's without the Harvester and upright cigarettes.
The Latchford triangle. Amelia Earnhardt is going to walk into the pub any day now and get her arse grabbed by high viz Paul.
Went for a few drinks with some lads the other night, one of them has just got himself a new Merc AMG C class and is gonna break it in by driving to the Czech Republic to meet this stripper there he knows ... needs a passenger so need to be nice to him ... that trip will create its own vortex, cars got 510hp and 700Nm torque
