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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Aug 17, 2016.

  1. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Because your a Muslim scouser?
     
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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Maybe we should

    "Just ask Spurlock"

    <rofl>
     
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I help Muslims..

    Atheist myself <ok>


    Want some help?
     
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  4. NSIS

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    No, you're deluded.,...
     
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  5. Dear Luvvy,

    Several years ago, I was this site's pre-eminent wumster. I wrote the bible on wummery, and the techniques I invented are still being practiced today, albeit in a rather ham-fisted and amateurish manner.

    Lately, I have been thinking about unhooking my wum-guns from where they have been hanging and letting the lads, once more, marvel at my tremendous skills with the awe and due deference that I regularly used to entertain.

    So, my question is this... is it really so very wrong to finger a dildo?

    Yours, HIAG.
     
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  6. Spurlock

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    Show me another man who can do it.



    Didn't think so.
     
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  7. Spurlock

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    I know how to carry my own rucksack thanks.
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

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    Luvvy has resigned as agony aunt

    I am briefly sitting in for him my qualifications are I used to be a gynaecologist but got the sack for taking work home. So I know a fanny when I see one, ok!

    The format was/is Q & A only, this is something you may have missed playing dodgems on your drive back from Blackpool. So cutting through the first two paragraphs of waffle we come to the salient point.

    As Jimminy Cricket told you earlier 'always let your conscience be your guide'.
     
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  9. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Q: Now we're out of Europe will Snickers revert to Marathon?
     
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  10. The Ginger Marks

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    A. Ern, not for another two years due to transition. it will then be called 'knickers' in the long run.
     
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  11. Stan

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    Marathon is a town in Greece, which is part of the EU. The chocolate bar will therefore be renamed Dudley.
     
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  12. SpursDisciple

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    Works. Dudley is full of nuts.
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    So you ignore my question, answer everyone else's and then go bolloxing off.

    Batard.<ok>
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Fine... I'll do my own maths.
    Looks like the tunnel has a volume of about 4,580,000 cubic metres.

    I don't know the size of a bull's testicle. Assuming they're about 5cm in diameter...


    It would take 36,640,000,000 testicles. Assuming each bull has 3 testicles that's about 12,210,000,000 bulls.

    That's a lot of bulls.
     
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  15. King Ossie64

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    Indeed! seldom have I seen such an accumulation.<whistle>
     
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  16. NSIS

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    It's certainly a lot of bull. Not to mention a lot of bollocks!...
     
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  17. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    Same as NSIS :)
     
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  18. NSIS

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    That's libelous, you Gooner wretch!...

    I'm far more discerning than that as to where my old fella hides his helmet!...
     
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  19. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... because they can't use excel generally .... I'm probably going to be better at this than @luvgonzo
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

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    Google tells me there are only 1.3billion cows in the world.

    Sadly this is not enough to fill the channel tunnel with testicles even if they were all males.
     
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