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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Aug 17, 2016.

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    The place is a nut house, you try to stay away but in the back of your head there's a voice picking away at you telling you to pop in and see what's going on with the mad people.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof." The song does have verses and even a hint of meaning - the lyrics are about disrespectful men who hit on women at a party. In 2015, I asked Rik Carey of Baha Men about this song's appeal, he gave this explanation: "People are just into their dogs."
     
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    This house is a circus, berserk as ****. We tend to see that as a perk, though.
     
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    Why would anyone go to Vegas in August?
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    From my point of view it's why would anyone go there at all? It looks awful there. I can't say I'd prefer Blackpool as I hate the dump but there are many places in the world I'm going to before Vegas.
     
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  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Weymouth?
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yes.
     
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    By the nutsack of prime! The Gobots Suck!
     
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    Everything in Brendans life is scripted, there's a writer behind the scenes who gives him everything he says. It's all an elaborate scheme to get women and money I'm pretty sure the writer is Harry Redknapp.
     
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    Probably not far from the actual truth! :)
     
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    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Pen name of Rosie?
     
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  12. King Grimlock

    King Grimlock Well-Known Member

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    Who would you rather spend a night of buggery and debauchery with? HIAG or Piskie?
     
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    That's easy, HAIG as he has no idea what to do with a dildo this may save my ring.
     
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    So you fancy HAIG eh. May I be the first to wish you a happy life together. Piskie will be fuming.
     
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    Probably, PISKIE does love me.
     
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    He's probably only packing a fun sized mars bar as well, so you'd maybe not even notice
     
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    I put HIAG down as shooting his wad in his pants and leaving, Piskie would want a cuddle and eye contact afterwards
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    While I'm on here I'm bored of this thread now and wont be answering any questions, go **** yerselves and use Google.
     
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    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sniff yer ma
     
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