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  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    My Ma and Da are away to China for 12 days from today.

    I now have to iron clothes etc...

    What am I going to do?
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 18, 2016
  2. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    What does Simon do?

    Do that
     
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    Mind The Duck, Aug 18, 2016
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    do what i always do and conduct yourself in a dignified manner no matter what
     
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  4. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    Could they not afford the 14 days?
     
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    SaveTheHumans, Aug 18, 2016
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Will I have to purchase a pair of brown brogues, Scan?
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 18, 2016
  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    It was Mono that was meant to pop in <grr>

    They're away for near 3 week <wah>
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 18, 2016
  7. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I like Simon.
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 18, 2016
  8. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    He's always popping in...said I'd let him off the once. Attention whore that he is.
     
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    SaveTheHumans, Aug 18, 2016
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  9. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    not up to speed with this one.

    why do you need to iron now your parents are away?

    ^this^
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Aug 18, 2016
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  10. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    he really is a detestably vicious rheptile bastard.
     
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  11. SaveTheHumans

    SaveTheHumans Well-Known Member

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    He is an aweful man. Despickable.
     
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    SaveTheHumans, Aug 18, 2016
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  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Cos my Ma does my ironing :huh:
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 18, 2016
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    <laugh> I must be tired as it didn't even register until SaveTheHumans said it. 3 weeks they are away for? That'll cost a pretty penny at the airport car park<ok>
     
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    monacoger, Aug 18, 2016
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  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    He's a Taig too.

    Guys a fraud.
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 18, 2016
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Bus to Dublin airport m9 <ok>

    Score quid return.
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 18, 2016
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Erm, could afford to take a car and pay for the parking:huh:
     
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    monacoger, Aug 18, 2016
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Your dad does your ironing?

    What the **** is going on here??
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 18, 2016
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    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Could afford to take a car :confused:
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 18, 2016
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Yeah I made a pure **** of that, I obviously meant to say "couldn't" and now I feel too much time has past to go back and change it and make it a hilarious joke<ok>
     
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    monacoger, Aug 18, 2016
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  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Naw my Ma.
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 18, 2016
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