Why are they deemed the fairer sex? Some of the most devous and powerful people on earth now and throughout time have been snakes with tits. From Thatcher now to May. Hairy rat Merkel. Hilary the sideshow hooket Clinton. Look at the news. How many crimes are commited by women. Why do they get an easy ride.
They're lizards. They're always bloody cold. Heating on in the house when its bloody hot, and I'm in shorts and a tee shirt!
Ah but what about the canny lasses like Florence Nightingale, Boadicea, Marie Cure, Catherine Cookson or Barbara Cartland and others. Balance them against those you don't like or ask the others to identify a photo of Ant and Dec. Just read on the BBC Newcastle site that Jeremy Corbyn did not know who they were. Give him a medal I say, at least he does not cosy up to personalities like others. Give him a medal, or at least a vote.
If my wife feels cold, she will turn the heating up to 30 because she reckons that will somehow get it to heat up quicker, then when it's too hot she'll open a window, but won't think to turn the heating down! It does my head in.
That would explain their powers of mind control. The comunicate by brainwaves and force the male species to act irrational. Devious ****ers. Also if a male is strong and doesnt give into their evil mind games, they resort to the cunning plan b. Flash a bit of flesh, a nipple slip or a hitch up skirt revealing the gateway to death. May. Merkel. Clinton. Our time is up, we have to make a stand now for humanity. Save the males.
San Francisco - early eighties - saw a billboard that said, "Save the gay whales." I can still remember the smirk on that pink whale's face.
I'd be a ****ing mess without mine. She's a ****ing lifesaver and improves me to the point where I'm nearly an acceptable human being in the eyes of society. ****ing angel.
