I think its fair to say ive wound quite a few of you up the last few days . I wasnt planning on hanging around for so long but its been fun. Run along now to Sid James' park or are you an armchair fan? Ps your Username is shyte. Is that meant to be funny?
. Tees runnin wild. Scalping as he goes. I spend loadsa time on here, i will be even more hated soon by association.
If you have to convince yourself and others you've been winding them up, its a fair bet you haven't. You can have that advice for free. How will I sleep tonight knowing you don't like my username. Are you 7yrs old? I feel bad now. I don't need to run along anywhere, I work close to the stadium. When you are old enough, you'll find out what work is. Then again if you are from Teesside...
I shall be asleep. Morning entertainment hopefully. I they lose i will abuse jakarta. If they somehow win i will be a scantily clad nympho. To throw him off his game.
I didnt realise there was a McDonalds next to your stadium. Thats handy for you then. You clearly must think your Username is hilarious bless your little cotton Socks. You must be so funny if ever you manage to get invited to a party. Youve even gone to the trouble to find a shyte avatar to go with it. Im not saying i dont like it its just not funny. Anyway Au Revoir again.
I think the only thing clear is I just don't get this Teesside "patter". I'm sure locally this works as wummery or is considered humourous. I remember a good WUM from down your neck of the woods - Boro Gully. Again his patter was weird but every once in a while he'd make you smile or was just about annoying enough to get a reaction from some posters. Perhaps you're a slow burner and just need time. You keep saying goodbye but can't resist a return. You've had that extra special brew today haven't you? Go on admit it, you can't find your way back to the Sunderland board can you? Now Rodger the Todger, they were the days He used to get himself so wound up. the mother/sister/dead incident was a classic.
The Nibbler just can't help having one more nibble. How many au revoirs have we had from him? He came on here trying to WUM and yet is now a slave to this thread....he can't keep himself away, fingers at the ready, no doubt looking every five minutes to see if someone's posted. Slave.
I see your old adversary Smug is on this board, having a perfectly sensible conversation with some of our lot as well. That must be killing you Comm?
Good job we won tonight otherwise that rock hard and witty Teesside Mackem (a.k.a. The Nibbler) would have been all over us this evening, collecting as many scalps (thanks Comm) as TEAM GB have collected gold medals. Phew.
Waiting on the scantily clad nympho Comm - or does your alter ego only come out at night under the streetlights when the Adams Apple is harder to pick out?