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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Aug 17, 2016.

  1. Stan

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    Fixed.
     
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  2. Tobes

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    Are there any decent birds in the Valleys that haven't been pummelled by the entire local egg chasers XV?
     
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    I was sceptical of this thread initially, but you sure know your Arsenal supporters <whistle>
     
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    Didn't he get replaced by Steve Bould?
     
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  5. Commachio

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    When were the most candles lit in scousrville.

    Slippery G leaving.

    Suarez going vegetarian.

    Manchester U overtaking in title numbers

    The invention of alloys wheels and immbolisers?
     
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  6. luvgonzo

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    There's always a welcoming Welsh girl to sort you fellas out, pure filth are the lovely ladies of Wales. They will bang anything with a pulse, this is not seen as a negative thing in their home nation though, many hours are spent practising their art and they have become quite proficient, most girls from Merthyr Tydfil can get you of with a simple flick of the wrist for the price of a can of Strongbow. There's a reason we charge you ****ers to cross the Severn Bridge.
     
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    We'll have a song and a flag ready for most occasions, candles are very atmospheric and and a sense of occasion to sad moments like the Manc twats winning things. Not all bad though we'll soon catch them again and Suarez is coming back next season. #nextyear
     
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    Where in Wales are the best looking sheep from?
     
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    I've added a picture that may help in your quest for sheep.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    What is in Wales for a scouser to nick?
     
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    When in Wales the scouser will have a change in tactics and move away from his usual hub cap activity, Wales has a very high number of chav boy racers with very expensive car stereos, this is simply too much for the shell suit clad Liverpudlians to resist. Problems often occur though with the roid heavy chav being quite vicious the scousers have to be careful and stalk their pray with care. Vauxhall Novas are considered part of the clan in South Wales and any attempt to damage them is seen as a very serious crime.
     
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    Where is Hiag ?
     
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  13. Stan

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    Why why why Delilah?
     
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    Why was the three members of the Thompson Twins?
     
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    Why is Tribbing called so ?
     
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    Where's my ****ing hubcaps??
     
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  17. Commachio

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    Why did kenny everet wear a big glove
     
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    HAIG disappeared up him own arse many years ago.
     
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    He is packing for the airport and you know it <grr>
     
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    Stuck in the lift at the blackpool tower.
     
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