Difference between Ireland and the UK

I've got some cop show on atm. It's a bit like the Bill, but it's in Ireland.

Anyway, basically, everyone just seems exactly the same as over here.

What is the actual difference between Ireland and the UK ?

 

Irish people are generally drunker. Also,while Irish women are often attractive, and extremely partial to English cock, most of the men are exceptionally ugly.

Hope this helps.

 

Generally the UK is proddy/CoE and Ireland is full of fenian bastards

 

If the irish posters on here are anything to go by, the Chernobyl cloud must have got stuck over that ****hole of an island for over a decade.

 

i like Ireland

Shame about its inhabitants

 

Surely the Irish version of the Bill would be called "the Liam"? :CONFUSED:

 

We were watching The Bill

When you got raped in Seville

Yeah?

 

What cop show?

 

Dunno. There's a bloke called Guard ?

 

****ing bore off.

 

The Guard with Brendan Gleason? Blinding movie.

 

I believe he's referring to the thing that has replaced the marvellous Doctors just after the lunchtime news on BBC1.

 

Doctors not on anymore?

 

No, you might still be able to watch a few on iPlayer.

 

Phew

 

I hereby declare that at 3.42pm BST in the year of Our Lord two thousand and sixteen, for the first time ever that fenian bastard, Ciaran made me laugh

 

Is that how yous say the date in Cambeltown aye?

 

Is there any other way

 

Campbeltown loch I wish you were whisky, Campbeltown loch o hie.
Campbeltown loch I wish you were whisky I would drink you dry.