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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Aug 17, 2016.

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    There are a lot of troubled people on here so I thought I'd try to help, I have a vast knowledge and have been on this earth for many years. If you have a problem whether it social, sexual, technical or political or anything else that pops into your sad little brains.

    Just ask luv.

    Here to help.

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  2. Smirnoffpriest

    Smirnoffpriest Well-Known Member

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    Why can't dogs look up?
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    A stupid question if I've ever seen one, fans of silly films started this myth many years back (Sean of the Dead). Dogs can look up and even left and right only a ****** would think otherwise. Some dogs have even been known to look up names and addresses in Yellow Pages.
     
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  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Hi Luvvy.

    Don't they make Pot Rice anymore?
     
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  5. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Luv can you fix it for me to play tiddly winks with my idol Wazza?
     
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  6. Tobes

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    This smacks of grooming.

    Watch out lads, the weird Welsh ****er will lure you in via PM, and within a week he'll be sending you snaps of his wang.
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    See my post above <laugh>
     
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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Pot Rice was discontinued way back after the great Welsh rice famine in 2002, many Welsh rice farmers had to find other employment to support starving families. Pot Noodle is still going strong though and is a world famous Welsh delicacy.

    Here's a pic for your **** bank.

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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    No Wazza is too busy fiddling with Grannies and I don't do requests for manc twats.
     
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    If you pull the wings of a fly is it still called a fly? Surely it should be called a walk.

    Also why cant dragonflies incinerate whole villages?
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Your experience may well be exclusive to your very self it does not mean everyone gets a picture of my wang.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Just because someone puts themselves out there as an agony uncle it doesn't mean that you have to delve into the far reaches of your already vacant mind and come out with a question that makes me want to ram my head through the screen.

    A wingless fly is called a midge and is endemic to Antarctica.
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Do they have midge in vegas?
     
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    If you're so fecking clever, how come your team are such crap.....?...
     
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  15. Stan

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    Why is the word folds spelt faulds when Lynn Faulds Wood and how does she fold it?
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    No but they do in Blackpool.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    A question that only a chimp with access to Google could ask. I refuse to indulge you until you understand that it's "spelled" and not "spelt" which is a grain.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    That question will be answered on August 27th.
     
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  19. Stan

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    Fixed.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    It's only acceptable if you have a mental illness.
     
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