Dolphin Friendly Tuna

Yeah it used to ooze out till I cleared it up with my fries.

 

I go in there and make a point of saying "fillaaaaay O fish" just to emphasise the ridiculousness of the name.

I hate to break this to you Spurlock but it's not cod anymore either

 

Say waa?

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It's not mate, are you sitting down? They changed it a few years ago to conserve the amount of cod in the north atlantic (the brexit donkeys blame the EU). It's now a fish called Hoki... also known as Dolphin Friendly Pollock

Tbf if you can't tell the difference I wouldn't worry about it

 

I got put off fast food years ago. I was between marriages at the time and so would often go for a 'few drinks' after work.

Once it got late I had to go to Victoria to get a train home. The crafty bastards had stuck Burger King under the announcement boards. I mean, it calling out to you, ffs!
Sooo, I go and buy double whopper with cheese, fries, etc. End result was pretty much always it would end up all over my suit as the train rocked about ( or maybe it was me!) £15-20 for a suit clean!...

****ing expensive burger, so I stopped eating that ****...

 

And there I was thinking it was for healthy reasons

 

****ing Pollock. There is a difference. I just thought it was my taste buds...and now you drop this on me.

 

Another South Londoner eh ?

 

That came later. After my body decided it had had enough of my hedonistic excesses!...

 

I know

 

Surrey, not Sarf laandan...

Although my mum still lives there...

 

Posh twat

 

Now normally this would descend into a pissing contest over which North London club is actually not really a North London club but a South London club blah blah blah and 20 pages later we'd all awake up from the coma. But seeing as HIAG the antagonist (to the gooner protagonists) isn't here I'm hoping we can side-step all that

 

Biscan just eats the pole

 

You put filth in my mind, stop it.

 

How come you didn't follow the locals team - Man Utd?

 

We lived in Haringey for a number of years when I was a kid. Spurs were my local team. Moved to South London later....

 

I got put off them for a totally different reason, I used to travel into London every workday and as you can imagine travelling with any TOC is a major ball ache. What used to kill me was as you wandered through the train in the vain attempt that you might possibly find a seat you could find these 'fast food terrorists' with their burgers n fries which stunk the whole carriage out.

All I could really ever smell was the fat content and these people would sit alone slathering bits all over the place. Maybe it's me but I always found this anti social but that's why I never eat fast food. Dismounts soap box!

 

Well I ****ing love fast food, Burger King is my fav MacDonalds just deosn't cut it though. My lad works in KFC at the moment so gets a discount and a free meal after every shift.

 

Are you over 16 stone?