Well at least he doesn't have Rio Ferdinands back or memory...I don't think you will see Daniel Agger getting banned for 8 months for forgetting to take a piss.
Same ****, different day. One of these days you might just Google something remotely interesting to repeat a million times.
And when people were looking for him to remind him about that said piss, he was un-contactable due to his mobile being "off" despite him making calls on it.
Someone asked a question on another thread that how could someone as stupid as Rio Ferdinand be a footballer?...I think they have a point. However Wayne Rooney runs him close in the stupidity stakes. Wayne Rooney once put diesel into a petrol engine. Thats even worse than the time Jason McAteer when he locked his keys into his car was told to go get a coat hanger and came out with a wooden one.
Agreed, he's played right back, left back, defensive mid, centre mid, right mid, left mid and attacking mid. And he could certainly play striker and centre back if he was asked too in my opinion, well he technically has alongside Torres upfront as that's where he was mostly playing in the team when they were on fire together.
Loads of people have mistakenly put diesel in a petrol car, and vice versa. It's the same as people who pull up to the pumps at the opposite side to their petrol cap. I often find myself putting that more expensive unleaded stuff in at the tesco pumps when I hadn't intended to.
He has also played CB. I remember watching one of his first games when he came on as a CB, i believe against Everton? And, yeah the amount of times he has played just behind Torres, surely can be classified as a striker.
To be fair, I know quite a few people who have put diesel in a petrol car. It happens to a lot of people.
I feckin hate that, if I notice I stop straight away and end up putting random amounts like £8.57 in.
Gary Neville is another that put diesel into a petrol engine. Back to Jason ''Dave'' McAteer whom I've actually met. He's done some silly things in his time, like the time he was asked to pass the ketchup and he asked ''Red or Brown''. Then there was the time he was ordering a pizza and he was asked whether he would like it to be cut into 4 slices or 6 slices,he said 4 because he wouldn't be able to eat 6. Then there was the time when he was at a function where he had seen Jimmy White and shouted across the room ''Oi Jimmy,180''. David Beckham also goes down as being thick as he was once asked if he was a volatile footballer and his reply was ''I suppose I am,I can play right midfield or central midfield''.
He's probably got no friends that aren't inflatable so he'll have a lot of free time to spend on the interweb.
